Gooch-codded

as the name suggests, to be slapped, struck or smacked in the gooch with a living or dead cod

Bill: Fuck man, I need some ice for my freshly codded-gooch
Frank: Yeah man, some homeless guy gooch-codded me into next week yesterday

by teh leet wAnkzor February 25, 2008

Cods lips

A fishy variation on your average beef curtains.
A womans partition.

I was down the docks doing a bit of fishing and I seen the biggest set of cods lips ever. £10 per lip and £5 admin fee... best £25 I ever spent.....mmmmm Cods Lips...

by wurzel79 October 14, 2008

Cod canyon

Cod Canyon is a derogatory term for vagina

That bitch is hot! I would bury my one-eyed trouser snake so far in her Cod Canyon!

by Julzyboy March 14, 2013

cod pouch

When a man's testicles give off a fishy odor

"Dude you have a serious case of cod pouch"

"Sorry! I haven't showered in a while!"

by Swanee February 24, 2014

Cod Dinger

- a very large person, place or thing.

1) That snake was a Cod Dinger!

2) Did you see the size of that Cod Dinger?

by J-Henny8003 March 31, 2015

cod squeaker

The kid that stole his mom's credit card to buy the game. He starts playing the game having a 0.50 kd and plays the game everyday he gets home. He goes into the gamechat and mature gamers tell him his mother is a whore and is threaten to kys. He loves to brag when he gets a 20 kills after 600 games and usually gets wrecked by every other kid in his school. He also listens to x when he breaks up with his girlfriend who looks like a horse with acne. He also argues in school why ps4 is the best console in the world and record himself telling youtubers to kill themselves then their subs send death threats to him but he doesn't care and when he tries to apologise he makes his voice deep.

I found the biggest cod squeaker i know goes to my school and found out he dated an ugly girl for 5 mins and then listening to x songs and Juice world songs.

by The ThIcCeSt NaGgEr December 13, 2018

chat cod

A term chavs use which means bullshit

Guy 1 : she shagged my brains out last night

Guy 2 : chat cod

by Nyam nyam December 24, 2018