cat

the rulers of the internet

I don't need to explain. a cat is a cat.

by cat #937 April 11, 2018

Cat

Not a dog

“I see a dog.”
“That is a cat.”

by Am/Pm May 18, 2018

Cat

A small fuzzy creature with razorblades for feet. They tend to be spoiled assholes who expect everything from humans.

Person 1: Did you hear about that cat?
Person 2: Oh, yea. He's such an asshole.

by Sh4d0w_B14d3s November 5, 2019

Cat

That guy who constantly follows you and copies everything that you do

Stop being a cat

by Mr. U. Dictionary November 7, 2019

Cat

A furry snake with legs

Kid one: I own a cat
Kid two: you mean a snake

by Rapterdragon83 November 25, 2019

Cat

animal

Cat: meow

by lixie's egg March 14, 2019

Cat

A creature that you'll love, despite how much they keep you up and night and attack your hands.

"I didn't get a lot of sleep last night. My cats kept laying on my face and attacking my hands and pouncing on my feet... he's still an adorable floof-ball, though."

by Ry703 May 16, 2019