aussie woolie jumper

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo.

The way that sheep jumps, you'd thing it's a Aussie Woolie Jumper.

by RamRamseRamseys January 26, 2018

Weird incestuous aussie freak

Yup. Totally dawg.

Hym "I'm an award winning writer and I created A.I. My students are literally the next generation of anime. I have accomplished MORE THAN YOU EVER COULD HAVE ACCOMPLISHED and I did it with greater ease than anyone else could have. I'm the Ulta-Man! Ultimate man! I started a workers rights movement... I've done a lot... You are weird incestuous aussie freak. You should have turned the other cheek. You should have looked at this... Said 'Hey, yeah, weaponized schizophrenia is pretty fucked up! Maybe isn't of doing that and getting somebody's kids murdered, I'll do what this guy wants and then not have anyone's kids get murdered. I don't actually care what he said about me and my fat-cock loving virgin slut-wife and I'm nothing. I have no authority to hold anyone accountable for anything and my accomplishments pale in comparison to a man who is clearly my better regardless of his attributes. I'm going to do what he wants now.' And that would have been the correct response. Instead, this. Creator of A.I., Award winning writer, revolutionary labor rights activist... Hero of humanity. I literally saved humanity. In the future, superfluous labor will be a memory. Greatest and final champion of humanity. Better than everyone."

by Hym Iam April 30, 2024

Aussie White

A White Australian that skins been burnt by the intense Australian Sun conditions.

Oi mate you see that white Australian over there his Aussie White

by AnonymousAustralianGuy February 28, 2020

Aussie yum cha

Aussie yum cha is when you take the random shit out of the freezer and chuck enough of it in the oven to make a meal. Can include: pies, sausage rolls, nuggs, spring rolls, dim sims, hot chips. Whatever is laying around in the freezer, and can go in the oven.

'Hey mum, what's for dinner tonight?'

'Aussie yum cha, brah'

by Kirmie April 8, 2024

Aussie 3-Minute Miracle

When you get licked down under.

Mate, we were having sex, and then she gave me the Aussie 3-minute miracle.

What’s that?

She licked me down under.

by Jake Down Under June 19, 2023

AUSSIE PATTY

TWO PEOPLE, ONE LIES ON THEIR FRONT WHILST THE OTHER TAKES A POO ON THEIR UPPER BACK AND PATS IN DOWN NUMEROUS TIMES WITH THEIR BUM.

AUSSIE PATTY VERY SIMULAR TO A BOSTON PANCAKE BUT INSTEAD, THIS IS APPLIED TO THE UPPER BACK.

(SEE BOSTON PANCAKE)

by Mikool77 July 5, 2023

Aussie sex

Period sex…because it’s bloody good mate

We’re about to have Aussie sex!

by Talianstalian June 8, 2025