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Amazon crab

A person that doesn't go outside and would rather purchase items online then go drive to the store. They also work from home and just don't want to go outside
"We get 7 packages a day because my parents are Amazon crabs."
by B agave G March 20, 2020
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Amazon lust

That emptiness you feel when the Amazon truck comes down your street but doesn’t stop at your place. Seeing boxes with the Amazon smile at your neighbor’s, knowing there isn’t one waiting for you.
I saw the Amazon truck next door and suddenly had Amazon lust for a delivery, too.
by Anonymous Sven October 5, 2021
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Amazon prime reels

Apparently this is a fucking thing now????? I was using my mom's phone the other day and I discovered you can now doomscroll for hours on amazon motherfucking prime. And it shows you videos of random products it thinks you should buy. Society is fucked istg
Psychopath: "Are you seriously scrolling tiktok right now? Amazon Prime reels is where it's at"
Normal person: "Kill yourself"
by VincentVanDiesel March 14, 2024
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Amazonitis

An Amazon shopper's discombobulation when they try to shop for an ITEM to purchase at Amazon.com and discover that they are expected to put an item in their CART BEFORE they are ready to purchase it and BEFORE they know for sure what it's PRICE is, but that it's not a problem BECAUSE they can remove it LATER only to find that: NO they don't want it and now have to go and REMOVE it first. It's like as if ELON MUSK was putting TWITTER in his CART and then having to remove it when he comes to his SENSES and starts to have that nauseous feeling about the purchase.
My friend suffered acute Amazonitis when he realized that he had purchased 24 bras for his girlfriend, when he failed to remove the previous 18 bras from his cart while a telemarketer interrupted his purchase order.
by ForgetMeKnot! November 5, 2022
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Amazon

"That's so amazon!"
by noiamyourgrandma April 26, 2022
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Anxiety Amazon-ing

When you're not prepared and you're not in control, so you just keep ordering things that *might* help.
I've been anxiety Amazon-ing every time I think about baby coming home.
by Beth X October 10, 2018
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