A very TRUE story, please be careful with these people, they are prone to roofeing men especially and taking advantage of them.
So, THAI and his best friend TD from BARRIE ONT decided to go to MEXICO together ❤. TD are his real initials.
So one night these DING DONG's went to a beach party then came back to their hotel room around 2:45 am, they both had their own beds but all in one room.
TD wasn't completely drunk but had a nice glow on so THAI decision to keep the party going with just them two in the room and now it's 3:45 am. TD eventually passed out after having his last drink that THAI made him.
TD woke up the next morning feeling a bit hungover and looked to the bed next to him and THAI wasn't there then he got a tingling sensation, like a cool breeze that just whisked something and he was feeling good so he looked down, took off his sheets and seen his shorts around his ankles, zipper undone with his pecker hanging out 🍆💦 but no THAI in sight?
So, THAI and his best friend TD from BARRIE ONT decided to go to MEXICO together ❤. TD are his real initials.
So one night these DING DONG's went to a beach party then came back to their hotel room around 2:45 am, they both had their own beds but all in one room.
TD wasn't completely drunk but had a nice glow on so THAI decision to keep the party going with just them two in the room and now it's 3:45 am. TD eventually passed out after having his last drink that THAI made him.
TD woke up the next morning feeling a bit hungover and looked to the bed next to him and THAI wasn't there then he got a tingling sensation, like a cool breeze that just whisked something and he was feeling good so he looked down, took off his sheets and seen his shorts around his ankles, zipper undone with his pecker hanging out 🍆💦 but no THAI in sight?
TD: " yo THAI, I remember passing out after you made me that drink 🍸 you're the last person I seen right before I cluncked out "
THAI: " TD my brother, since you're a big 6'5" husky JAMAICAN, I wanted to see what you're working with and boy I will tell Yah!! You are BLESSED my brother ❤
I polished it up for you as well 💋"
*** is that considered sexual abuse? Can TD charge him and take him to court so that's the stipulation right now.
Or, did TD enjoy it ?
*** just some advice, please don't be alone with him in a room because he will make advances on you and then depending on the situation he will roffie your drink. Always have 3 or more people around because he's a fucked up dude.
There have been many citing's with THAI over the years especially trying to sexually engage with men, please do tread around him or RUN like CAPPADONNA!! WU- TANG CLAN ain't nothing to FUCK with!!
THAI: " TD my brother, since you're a big 6'5" husky JAMAICAN, I wanted to see what you're working with and boy I will tell Yah!! You are BLESSED my brother ❤
I polished it up for you as well 💋"
*** is that considered sexual abuse? Can TD charge him and take him to court so that's the stipulation right now.
Or, did TD enjoy it ?
*** just some advice, please don't be alone with him in a room because he will make advances on you and then depending on the situation he will roffie your drink. Always have 3 or more people around because he's a fucked up dude.
There have been many citing's with THAI over the years especially trying to sexually engage with men, please do tread around him or RUN like CAPPADONNA!! WU- TANG CLAN ain't nothing to FUCK with!!
by THAI 💩 February 5, 2025
Get the THAImug. When a female grasps your penis and throttles it with unrelenting power, leaving a burning sensation after you ejaculate. Not to be confused with Tie Burn, which is a method of ejaculation by using... A tie.
"How'd last night go?"
"My dick's killing me, she gave me the Thai Burn!"
"Yeah, well I got a Tie Burn!"
"My dick's killing me, she gave me the Thai Burn!"
"Yeah, well I got a Tie Burn!"
by Derry "Incest" Collins June 15, 2023
Get the Thai Burnmug. u will die. Ur ass will explode if u catch this deadly disease. Keep clear of thai potatoes or face this type of diarrhoea.
by orangasm February 2, 2020
Get the explosive thai diarrhoeamug. A very angry chinese dude in New York City who hates everything that the world stands for. A Railfan suffering from depression, lack of patience, and anger management problems
"Hey Mark? Who is that angry chinese dude who is always complaining about the subway trains?" "Oh Max that's Winson Thai, he has very bad issues with anything train related... unfortunately".
by TheAngryNintendoNerd July 30, 2023
Get the Winson Thaimug. by urmom6667 January 12, 2023
Get the josie thaimug. Every Friday ALVIN THAI LIM hosts THAIPOON Friday's
These TYPHOON FRIDAY'S include the following.
Thai Coconut 🥥
Thai Chili Pepper 🌶
Thai dragon 🐉
Thai Whistle 😙
🥳🎊 For all his VIP's he performs 🎊🥳
The 🍜 Thai soup 🍜
He has specials running right now so first CUM first seve basis!!
These TYPHOON FRIDAY'S include the following.
Thai Coconut 🥥
Thai Chili Pepper 🌶
Thai dragon 🐉
Thai Whistle 😙
🥳🎊 For all his VIP's he performs 🎊🥳
The 🍜 Thai soup 🍜
He has specials running right now so first CUM first seve basis!!
SAM: " Yo Mark, what are you saying this Friday "
MARK: " TOYOTA, has a lot of overtime this week so I might work afternoon shift for some OT, why whats up"
SAM: " THAI is hosting his THAIPOON Friday's "
MARK: " In that case!! These cars can build them selfs "
HANAHA: " Guys, you're Kidding me Right? I was in a relationship with THAI for many years.. OMG WTF 🤮🤢🤮
MARK: " TOYOTA, has a lot of overtime this week so I might work afternoon shift for some OT, why whats up"
SAM: " THAI is hosting his THAIPOON Friday's "
MARK: " In that case!! These cars can build them selfs "
HANAHA: " Guys, you're Kidding me Right? I was in a relationship with THAI for many years.. OMG WTF 🤮🤢🤮
by THAI 💩 February 13, 2025
Get the Thaimug. Thai ALVIN THAI LIM
So the word is, Thai and his two friends
ALI 🐼 and MILES MULTANI could have been fooled by two different people.
At NIKKI'S it was a completely different person verses the person they took to ROXXAN's??
So the word is, Thai and his two friends
ALI 🐼 and MILES MULTANI could have been fooled by two different people.
At NIKKI'S it was a completely different person verses the person they took to ROXXAN's??
THAI: ALI 🐼 & MILES MULTANI, I need to have a meeting right now!
How could you guys not notice the difference with the individual?
Did you DING DONGS roffie each other ?
ALI 🐼 : he looked like the same guy we took to ROXXAN'S!
MILES MULTANI: yo THAI, since we fucked up are you going to punish us with your
Thai Dick Slug ?
THAI : I'm feeling extremely furious to the point I'm Thai furry nuts
ALI 🐼 : I want the Thai hot pot
MILES MULTANI : fuck you ALI 🐼
I want the Thai hot pot
THAI: if you guys are hungry I can make you guys my famous PHO 🍜 SOUP?
THE Thai soup ??
MILES MULTANI: oHhh FACK ya!! I will feed ALI 🐼 with the use of my DICK!
ALI 🐼 : MILES MULTANI I LOVE 💘 YOU
ALVIN THAI LIM: both of you get on your knees right now and perform a Thai snowman
MILES MULTANI: 💋👅💦
ALI 🐼:.💋👅💦
How could you guys not notice the difference with the individual?
Did you DING DONGS roffie each other ?
ALI 🐼 : he looked like the same guy we took to ROXXAN'S!
MILES MULTANI: yo THAI, since we fucked up are you going to punish us with your
Thai Dick Slug ?
THAI : I'm feeling extremely furious to the point I'm Thai furry nuts
ALI 🐼 : I want the Thai hot pot
MILES MULTANI : fuck you ALI 🐼
I want the Thai hot pot
THAI: if you guys are hungry I can make you guys my famous PHO 🍜 SOUP?
THE Thai soup ??
MILES MULTANI: oHhh FACK ya!! I will feed ALI 🐼 with the use of my DICK!
ALI 🐼 : MILES MULTANI I LOVE 💘 YOU
ALVIN THAI LIM: both of you get on your knees right now and perform a Thai snowman
MILES MULTANI: 💋👅💦
ALI 🐼:.💋👅💦
by THAI 💩 February 16, 2025
Get the Thaimug.