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testicologist

A gynecologist for men - i.e. a doctor who deals with testicles!

A ball doctor

A nut man

A bollock boffin
"Edward graduated medical school last year. Now he's working as a Testicologist"
by Geek in the Pink June 11, 2006
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testiclorize

to be beaten/attacked with a number of testicles. Often resulting in serious emotional and physical scarring, such as, bruising, bleeding, vomiting, crying, and acne.
1. HELP! Someone is testiclorizing me!
2. Yo, last night me and Phileep testiclorized this hoe.
3. Hey Phileep, let's testiclorize lacy and bethany again, it was mad fun!
by Carlito98736 December 6, 2006
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testical soup

The act of cutting off a male testical and adding it to a batch of cream of onion soup. Served with bread and butter.
I eat "testical soup " every friday with my two sisters
by paintballkidd07 March 4, 2009
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Testicless

Literally 'without testicles'. Used to either state that something doesn't have any testicles, or to imply cowardice (i.e. doesn't have any balls).
"I think that's a chick with a dick..."
"No way! She is testicless."


"I can't jump off that!"
"You are testicless."
by happynoj March 6, 2009
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testical message

when one takes a picture of their own testicals and send it in a text message to one of their friends.
"Nate is such a douchbag, he sent me a testical message and my girlfriends thinks im gay now."
by JacketOFFJacketOFF July 24, 2009
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Testicular Worms

A fake condition that can be used as an excuse to get out of things.

Originated from South America from urinating in exotic rivers, ponds, lakes etc.

The worms travel up the urine stream through the urethra and into the testes. Then they eat away at the testes until there is nothing left.
Friend that isn't really your friend but thinks he is: "hey man are you coming to my birthday party on Saturday?"

You: "Dude I would but I have an appointment that day for my Testicular Worms"

Friend that isn't really your friend but thinks he is: "oh that sounds pretty bad man. good luck with your fight. Totes ok that you cant make it"

You: "Thanks"

*Testicular Worms win*
by DeathlikeJaguar November 26, 2009
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Testicular dancer

the exact opposite of testicular cancer... When a gay norwiegen dances on your balls.
my nuts hurt from ordering that testicular dancer last night
by rugerandcodie December 16, 2010
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