asian telescope

To spread someone's asscheeks and take a peek into their asshole.

dude i totally asian telescoped this girl last night

by Sawyer5353 February 1, 2009

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telephone shit

When you take a shit and it comes out looking like a telephone. It's curved at both ends (earpice/mouthpiece) and has a long straight middle (handle).

Also, a shit so big you need to telephone your friends to tell them about it.

Person 1: Damn! I just took telephone shit. Look at it, it looks like one of those old-fashioned telephones.
Person 2: Holy crap, you're right! Dude, get the phone.

by c.o.e. June 21, 2007

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THE DIRTY TELEPHONE

When u SKEET in a girls Mouth and stick a dick in her ear just like the olden telephones

Woah QUINCY was given THE DIRTY TELEPHONE after giving head

by Francis Rivas December 15, 2006

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Telescope

Putting a glass cup, preferably clear, up a girls vagina or ass, and using the bottom of the cup to magnify the inside of the vagina or ass.

Hey baby, mind if I use my special Telescope!

by DredrickTatem May 5, 2009

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Telesphore

An amazing guy who loves his girl freind very much, not always the brightest crayon in the box but still pretty amazing. The one perfect man in your life whoo always knows how to make you smile, even when you are super pissed at them.The one person who you are willing to spen your forever with. The most perfect guy to ever live.

Telesphore is such an awsome man.

by Fraggle1 August 2, 2011

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