He is the fattest thing in the universe and is constantly eating. If you try to stop during one of his many daily banquets, you may just end up in his stomach. His warning/mating call is "HUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!". If you hear this sound, you will die in less than 4 seconds, being consumed by the ultimate Teddy Bear. Teddy Bear celebrates Fat Tuesday for 24 days, each day representing an hour on Fat Tuesday. During this time period, he does not stop eating at all, no matter what happens. If food runs out, he will suck up the atmosphere like a vaccum, causing all other life to die. He will then consume all the matter of the universe. He is allied with his brother, cousin, and second cousin, who help him achieve the ultimate goal of eating all things. His deep rivals include a fat Dutch kid and his friend.
A Bear type homosexual, i.e. lots of body hair, usually with a full beard, who is a vegetarian and wears bikenstocks.
by goatsbane June 16, 2009
Gary: Goodness, Barbara! What is that large white object drinking my tea?
Barbara: Why, Gary, that's a Teddy Brr!
Gary: Damn it to hell!
Barbara: Why, Gary, that's a Teddy Brr!
Gary: Damn it to hell!
by Max O'Reilly April 05, 2008
by bunnies89 May 25, 2011
i got teddybombed last night
by julio December 19, 2004
A fat fuck who cant afford a hair cut and his hair line is so fucking receiting and he has a very small dick, end of story
by Syndax March 13, 2017
by XaviahDaniel June 21, 2019