Shitty Teacher

1. Consumes 4 liters of Mt. Dew per day.
2. Gets wtfpwned by any intelligent question.
3. Cannot tell the difference between white tic tacs and narcotics
4. Tells stupid ass jokes.

That sure is a shitty teacher!

by Killinmesmalzz January 13, 2009

Vegan Teacher

To put it simple, a degenerate that forces her dog to be vegan and she also is *extremely* rude

The Vegan Teacher hates Tommyinnit's fans

by Epic Feats January 28, 2021

that vegan teacher

That Vegan Teacher is a demented old woman who believes eating animals is wrong. She is a racist and should be put in a care home. She also is famous for getting banned on TikTok (Its anniversary is known as Happy Normal Declaration Day). She should get banned elsewhere, or not get access to the internet

"Have you ever heard about that vegan teacher" asked Keith
"Yeah, she's retarted" replied Steve

by ItsNotMTVGD March 16, 2021

teacher crush

When a student takes a fancy to a teacher, mostly a young one relative to said student's age.

"Damn man, you totally want to get with that teacher"
"Chill dude, it's just a teacher crush"

by DrumMan44 April 8, 2008

PE Teacher

A popular job for those predatory paedophiles who lack the necessary contacts for a career in politics.

As the saying goes:

"Those who can, do.
Those who can't, teach.
Those who like watching small boys in the shower, teach PE."

"In retrospect the fact that Jimmy Saville dressed like a PE teacher was probably a dead giveaway."

by Beezus Fuffoon April 17, 2022

Vegan teacher

Cunt

The vegan teacher is a cunt

by Ollib October 3, 2020

Hot Teacher

A hot educator (i.e. teacher, teacher's assistant, instructor or professor) is an individual who is attactive and works as an educator at a public school, university or college. As a result of their attactiveness, students often find themselves "Hot for Teacher" and thus unable to pay attention to the lesson at hand. A hot educator may try to downplay her attractiveness with more conservative attire. This, in turn, has lead to the assumption that under her conservative attire, is a dominatrix vixen looking for a student or two to discipline.

Ms. Gusba is a Hot Teacher.

by HotforTeach November 24, 2010