teabagese

incomprehensible language often but not exclusively spoken while lying flat and beneath a mouthful of testicles.

Ever since the '08 election Bob's been on Glenn Beck's nutsack ... yeah, I've noticed Bob's usual conspiracy theories have become garbled, or nuttier, teabagger ramblings -- teabagese.

by Jarweed November 29, 2009

Jackhammer Teabag

To insert one's nuts into the mouth of another (of either gender) in a rapid and continuous fashion similar to that of a jackhammer.

"Ted gave a jackhammer teabag to his girlfriend, seeing as she preferred the balls to her face rough"

by Teddy Franklin June 7, 2007

tabaná

A slap in the face to someone for being obnoxious, rude, disgusting, dislikable, or repugnant.

Dale una tabaná a ese tipo por estar poniendo mano donde no debe.

by Melimel July 5, 2006

teabagging

v. To lower one's scrotum into another's mouth.

Person 1: I want to try teabagging.
Person 2: You mean, you want ME to try teabagging...

by The Grammar Nazi December 19, 2001

Teabag with a spot of brown sugar

when you teabag a chick and rub your asshole on her nose thus leaving a dab of brown sugar (shit)

Jamie: How did your date with the pie whore go?

Bill: It was going great until i gave her a teabag with a spot of brown sugar.

Jamie: and she didnt like that?

Bill: Apparently not

by Billisan March 10, 2009

Teabaggers

Political conservatives who hold "Tea Parties" supposedly to protest government spending.

Those teabaggers seem to forget that conservatives like Bush spent taxpayer dollars like drunken sailors over the last few years.

by quaoar April 9, 2009

teabagger

A whining fool shouting loudly for liberty but not willing to pay the bill.

After most American workers saw more money in their paycheck due to the lower tax rate, the teabaggers at Fox News railed against high taxes, but did not discuss how much Jesus hated hypocrisy.

by AmadwolfMozart April 17, 2009