CRT Tan

The temporary pink hue and hot sensation on the skin of the face after spending too much time in front of an old school tube TV or computer monitor, caused by electrons escaping from the cathode ray tube impacting the face.

This is no longer a problem with modern LCD screens.
Back in 1999 I spent hours in-front of my computer playing Counter-Strike. I remember having a pretty decent CRT tan to show for it!
by mattlach October 26, 2018
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Twilight tan

Pasty, glow-in-the-dark, extreme white skin earned through the total lack of exposure to sunlight and vampire-like nocturnal habits.
Dude1: Dude, what did you get up to today?

Dude2: Dude, nothing. I didn't even leave my room until after sunset. I sleep all day now and do shit at night. It's really helping me perfect my twilight tan.

Dude1: Sweet dude.
by The Genis December 13, 2009
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Canadian Tan

A tan in which the tan line is non-existant, and both sides are pasty white. Also exists in some of the Northern-most United States.
"Hey man! Check out my Canadian Tan. I worked on it all this weekend."
"Sweet, how'd you do that?"
"Video games."
by LemonPear February 28, 2012
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Nevada-Tan

A badass little girl who stood up for herself and killed her classmate bully and later on became a meme on the interwebz.
Nevada-Tan made the internet LOL.
by bgfbhfhfgghnfhfhffh February 14, 2022
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black and tan

A mixed beer drink, usually comprised of Guiness and Bass or Guiness and Harp's.
by SS January 22, 2004
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binge tanning

Binge tanning is excessive exposure to sunlight and/or an obsession with sunbathing. Rejects the colloquial term "tanorexic", which inadvertantly implies a lack of sun exposure; a binge tanner has what could be described as an addiction to sun exposure and beautfiful, golden tans. A true binge tanner is willing to risk malignant melanoma for a few months of being one of the sexiest fucks alive.
See those tan-ass bitches over there by the pool? They have perfected the art of binge tanning.
by Dr. Bargles April 07, 2010
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fake tan

P1: "did you see Eve's fake tan?"
P2: "yeah she looks like an orangutan!"
by querky June 17, 2015
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