taint chowder

The exact phrase to describe diarrhea as it slowly leaks from the anus and onto the taint.

I made some mad taint chowder after eating that burrito from Taco Bell.

by KO32 January 11, 2009

Tainted taco

Results of a female wiping back to front.

Suzie sure has alot of yeast infections. She probaly has a tainted taco from wiping her ass the wrong way.

by carlspumpkin June 17, 2009

Taint craw

When a girl is playing with your nuts then she uses her hand to craw up your taint and stick her finger in your butt

“She was gummin on my nuts and she did the taint craw”

by Mr. taint December 11, 2019

titty taint

The space where the breast meets the chest. A titty's undercarriage

God damn, I need to change my bra, my titty taints are all sweaty!

by ElitheBarrowBoy July 1, 2007

Holiday Taint

The period of time between Christmas and New Year's Day.

There is never any thing to do during the Holiday Taint except post miscelaneous ramblings on www.acuraworld.com

by jinny December 19, 2003

taint skimmer

the preinstalled mesh lining in a man's bathing suit.

dude, the taint skimmer in these trunks really chafed my sack from being wet all day

by Doug W. February 12, 2008

Taint cradle

A pair of women's panties that are made mostly of shear, stringy material.

"Hey my girlfriend just bought a new taint cradle from Victorias Secret." -Mate#1

"A what?" -Mate#2

by God stop the apocalypse August 7, 2014