CD Face Palm

When you're at work... and you wonder how other people are SO stupid. You officially give the "Chris Facepalm." Meaning, you lower your head, put your hand on your forehead, cuss a few times and say "What in THE fook."

Did you see the task description this person just made? It makes NO SENSE! "CD Face Palm" here.

by MP is here June 20, 2022

CD

An acronym used to identify chicks with dicks adult entertainment.

Friend 1: Hey man, do you want to go pick up some CD’s?

by KnowItAll1979 June 6, 2023

Faux-CD

Someone who fakes having OCD (obsessive compulsive disorder). Some of these parasites say the the D doesn’t mean disorder. These people are turds. They think ocd means being a perfectionist. We gotta weeed em out.

Person 1: don’t move the chair. It’s sets off my OCD.
Person 2: don’t you mean faux-CD, cunt

by Lydtehsquid December 21, 2018

CD eater

Rock bands that sound exactly like they do on their records when performing live

-Have you listened to Radiohead's Staircase Live version? It sounds exactly the same as the studio version!

-Wow, it sounds like they are cd eaters

by kirashinigami17 July 30, 2017

CD

(Chode Dan) A person with an extremely small, yet fat penis.

Wow, Did you see CD’s penis today? BT said it was tiny! SF apparently saw it too!

by ILoveCDdan December 20, 2023

CDS

cheesy dick syndrome

omg you've got CDS

by lampshade456 January 3, 2021

CDS

Can't do shit

My boss has CDS. He doesn't even know how to print a document.

Is she late? Does she have inspirational lines in her email signature? Or does she suffer from CDS in general.

I've been in bed watching netflix alone all day. I think I might have CDS.

by kaptein_hook September 4, 2018