rescue two squirrels in one fell swoop

Completing two tasks in one trip, for people who don't like to talk about violence against our feathered friends (i.e., "kill two birds with one stone")

Sarah: "I am going to go buy a Wii, let's go to Best Buy!"
Angie: "I need to get some milk at the grocery store, why don't we go do both, so we can rescue two squirrels in one fell swoop."
Sarah: "Perfect!"

by Heather Chandler January 19, 2011

Swoop

A cigarette.

aye dog can I bum a swoop

by DickieDoThangz November 24, 2022

swoop racing

When you grab a girl's pigtails, make speeder noises like:
"ZFOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooofm"
"BURBURBURBURBURBURBURBURBURBUR"
"KRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRSH"
(just examples, get creative)
and steering about wildly, bonus points if you hit the speed ramps

Dude I managed to get first place in the swoop racing last night

by GoonBoi May 8, 2020

swoopeds

hottest and sexiest person on tik tok

swoopeds is so hot and sexy

by gyrosimp February 21, 2021

No Swoop

To confide in or to define as being with or with being without swoopness.

I have not consider that...No Swoop

by MkSwoop May 30, 2018

Swooping

Sweaty Pooping

I’m sorry I missed the meeting because I was swooping. I had the swoops

Steven hawking always has a mad case of the swoops

by JayRepublic January 4, 2020

Swoop-and-Go

Properly folding one's clothes when staying at someone's house, usually in the event of a one night stand. Neatly folding the clothes and leaving them near an exit allows the person to swoop-and-go their clothes in the event of a rushed or forced exit.

I went home with a guy I met at the bar. When we got to his place, I folded my clothes as I took them off and left them near the door. When I woke up to discover he was really gross, I was able to swoop-and-go my clothes for a hurried exit with out having to say good bye.

by TinkerBell12 December 12, 2012