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Suprise

Suprise is a guy who really loves girls or women and doesn't hesitate to date as many girls or women as he likes, he also a very creative person when it comes to music and giving out the best advises to people who really need it, he's also a very well know person, a people's person and very passionate about loveing and caring for others. His a huge music lover and also wants to be on stage one day and explore the world. He's always that guy who asks you "how you doing today" he's always been there for you and will always be there. He's also a very funny guy and Talent in sports and will give his ultimate best to be out there.
Text suprise and you'll see what kind of a person you've been missing all along
by @Youur one and only April 10, 2022
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indian suprise

When a horny individual of Indian ethnicity jumps from behind an object or alley way to surprise their sexual prey
That club was awesome Jim.

Yeah Stacy, I had a really great night tonight!

Let's go home through this alley way

HOLY FUCK WHAT THE HELL IS THAT THING?!!

IT LOOKS LIKE A SAND-NIGGER JIM!

"Indian suprise!"
by Absolute belta May 16, 2017
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Marshmallow suprise

When a guy's cum is so thick it has the viscosity of a marshmallow
Brianna: How was it last night?

Alex: I almost choked, he gave me a marshmallow suprise
by Suprise Muthafucka February 5, 2014
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Cheese Suprise

Cheese Suprise Is when you're having oral sex with someone and you jam your penis down their throat when they least expect it and then cum so hard it comes out their ass.
Cheese Suprise
Alex: I gave your sister a Cheese Surprise yesterday
Isac: What the fuck Alex
by Blegblog_MILFfucker_69 July 29, 2021
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Sausage suprise

A beautiful dish comprising of a sausage base, custard middle and spray cream top. This eloquent desert originated from Bristol UK.
Can you please make sausage suprise
by Michael cumcock September 21, 2023
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Kinder Suprise

Slang world for leaving something disgusting inside of a mailbox. E.g., dog shit or anthrax.
I got fired from work the other day so I left my absolute Harrelson of a boss a bit of a kinder suprise in his mailbox
by SpunkDrinker December 19, 2023
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Birthday Suprise

When you come home from a hard day at work and find your girlfriend in the pile driver position with a lit sparkler inserted into her anus. After which you proceed to remove the lot sparkler and perform anal sex whilst holding said sparkler
by Thecooltaters June 25, 2021
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