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A Struggling Stranger

Jerking off with your sore arm the day after getting your second COVID vaccination.
Man, I gave myself a struggling stranger last night. It was like I’d stopped at a roadhouse and picked up a 60 year old sex worker that was getting to the end of her shift.
by Jimbo Notjones September 27, 2021
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Struggle Chicks

1. A woman who does not meet society’s standards for their age group.

2. Typically a person (feminine) who cannot sustain/maintain their lifestyle. They require external support to survive.
Him (on phone): Why do you need $200?

Her (replies): I need to pay bills and my parents can’t loan me money.

Friend: I told you about dealing with these struggle chicks. 👀
by The Phantom Menace September 4, 2021
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struggle bus

when you are taking a shit and it’s so bad you can’t get off the toilet and become stuck shitting ur brains out.

when you take a shit and you’re too constipated and get stuck in there.
by Mayfl0wer1d May 29, 2024
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Struggle-busing

To really struggle or have trouble with something.
She was really struggle-busing it.

Ivan was struggle-busing with opening the jar.
by urlocallostboy June 29, 2023
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Struggle Bubble

A social bubble that’s comprised of slackers and motivators. When the slackers cry of problems and the motivators have solutions. It becomes a struggle bubble when the slackers mentally shutdown when the motivators provide a solution to their cries.
Slacker: My car is broken and have no money!
Motivator: Want to apply to my company and get a good paying job?
Slacker: Hell No, because I might lose my government free money.
Motivator: I thought you preached about free loaders?
Slacker: Whatever, I’m going to smoke some weed.
Then begins the struggle bubble once other motivators and slackers start bickering within the social bubble.
by Chuckingrocks June 13, 2023
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Green bubble struggle

The bane of Crapple-worshipping sheep everywhere - who just love to whine about it, and selfishly expect others to waste way too much of their hard-earned money on overpriced iShit built by literal slaves in Foxconn's factories, instead of simply using a different chat app like a courteous human being - because of Crapple's abusive vendor lock-in policies, which are designed specifically to lead teenage users to bully anyone who isn't rich or gullible enough to buy a Crapple device.
Crapple Fanboi: "Ugh, I can't be friends with anyone who has an Android... otherwise I'd have to deal with the green bubble struggle..."

Sane Person: "Why not use another chat app so phone brands don't determine who your friends are?"

Crapple Fanboi: "... I don't wanna. If someone uses an Android, they're not worth being friends with."

Sane Person: "Wow. What a prick."
by DeletOmninoMundi March 30, 2024
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Would definitely struggle in historics

Used to comedy effect to describe the fastest of drivers. When describing the most elite pedallers of motorsport. Adding irony of someone so naturally talented losing to motorsport cheats.
Joey was absolutely on it in the wet conditions at the Formula Ford Festival; he would definitely struggle in historics
by HumanWreckingBall November 11, 2024
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