Standing on business

Standing on business

My gf tried me so I just started standing on business

by Unknown user750302 October 22, 2023

Scranning

To watch television and surf the web simultaneously.

Barb: Get off the couch and get a job!

Sam: Shut it Barb, I'm watching TV and surfin Craigslist.

Mike: Quit scranning and get your bum ass employed!

by Avid scranner July 25, 2011

sanding wood

The act of inserting a penis into an excessively arid vagina, resulting in a generally uncomfortable experience for the male nether regions.

Man, Mike must have been sanding wood last night. You should have seen the friction burn on his Johnson!

by VitaPeachHealthLog March 17, 2011

straddling raptor

When one straddles anothers face backwards and farts in ones mouth

Greg told me that after Nick tickled Jim, he receive the straddling raptor and pretty much sucked the fart out of his ass

by ducksaucewompa1 October 28, 2009

Standing Obation

Masturbating Standing Up.

Man I just walked in on Matt giving a standing obation.

by ILikeDoom March 16, 2015

Scranking

Scranking is wanking and screaming at the same time.

His right arm is totally ripped from scranking

by octosloth July 13, 2010

Shanding

Adj. To tap or rap (with your fingers or a pen, for example) repetitively on a desk, keyboard or other solid object. Done in order to cause annoyance to other people close by to you, especially at work or school where you need to concentrate. Invariably perpetrated by people who think it's cool to do so, along with other annoying habits such as pen clicking.

*tap tap tappity-tap, tap tap tappity tap...*
"I wish that tool would stop shanding! He knows all the desks are bolted together! I can't concentrate for him constantly shanding."

*rap rap-rap rap, rap rap-rap rap...*
"Dude, I really need to concentrate on this customers' order. Please, for the love of God, stop shanding"

by Dirtcreature X1 April 29, 2014