Ingredients: Cum filled dog, Cum filled Cat, 3 egg plants,2 cups of rice fermented in piss, and 2 carrots used as dildos. Cut all up and put in pan then broil for 2 hours on 375° then take out and cool for 30 minutes. Now enjoy. Once eat and digested you must use approximately a 12 inch dildo to remove. Once removed it can now be properly eaten. Top with poop nuggets and a dash of cum if needed
Hey man, you want to go to that Asian restaurant around the Conner and get some Asian stir fry.
Hey mom, I’m going to make some Asian stir fry, do you want any?
Hey mom, I’m going to make some Asian stir fry, do you want any?
by Asian Dog Rapist August 01, 2021
A person of asian decent who at the time of speaking is fried or in the act of doing something that could be considered a act of fried
by crabfeet May 16, 2010
The sexual act in which you cook a stir fry high upon the Montana range , let it cool then use a funnel to pour the stir fry into the woman's hole . After the stir fry is inserted the male then continues to fuck the stir fry that what inserted . Hence , the Montana stir fry
Yesterday was crazy , I gave her the Montana stir fry and added soy sauce . I probably should shower
by Fuck scorpion September 17, 2023
"I totally caught her stirring the crock.", "She was so sexually stimulated she had to stir the crock."
by DJ Jeff March 12, 2007
"You know that guy I told you about? The one from Poundr? Turns out, he was a 40 second failure. I had to stir the cream cheese to get off. It was awkward, because he just sat there. Watching me."
by Reginald Pseudonym September 13, 2017
Female masturbation while on her period.
by SameKindofStupid November 16, 2018
When a man Penetrates a woman vaginally or anally , usually in missionary but some times in flat position rear entry, where a man to intensify the woman's pleasure add a hip grind/wind to his pelvic thrusts particularly thrusting deeply on the upward grinds intentionally taking care to aim for that individual woman's most sensitive walls as he has discerned from earlier thrusts. When the man does this while the woman's orifice is very moistened , the rubbing sound it produces sounds reminiscent of the sound when one stirs cheese sauce into softened boiled macaroni - hence the sex term "stir my macaroni " , but it is ultimately borrowed from a famous Bernie Mac comedy sketch where the punchline involved sex advice where he referred to this same grinding pelvic thrust instructionally saying "stir it like mother fucking coffee"
by BustHerNova August 25, 2022