Real Stiff Penis

1. An endearing term for someone who is just a real big dick. One who is an all around cock.

2. What girls or guys like spending upon orientation. A real hard cock.
My boss is a real stiff penis. What a jerk off.

Rachel is a whore. She’s always down for a real stiff penis.
by Eaton Holgoode October 17, 2018
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school girls stiff

is a school girls masterbation tool wich she uses during school under her skirt wich can be such as a pen, pencile, or retractable eraser.
i use mi school girls stiff during class all the time
by asia July 13, 2004
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Used to when someone asks what’s up. You respond “stiff dicks and airplanes” space in mixed company you may use the terminology “Erections and airplanes “
by Elroy 1/24/95 August 16, 2018
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stiffs your dick

A saying that means "whatever pleases you" synonymous to panic your disco.
I'm pretty sure that's a dude but whatever stiffs your dick bro.
by KevinYarris January 13, 2008
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stiff hand syndrome

Thickening of the skin of the palm that results in loss of ability to hold hand straight. This condition occurs only in people with diabetes
by mandingoe May 18, 2004
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Brooklyn Stiff Arm

A driver of a vehicle who uses one had at the 12 o'clock with full elbow lock out and a slight lean to the opposite side. The common driving style of NJ Guidos.
by yeahthatsrightdriver February 08, 2010
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come in and get stiff

A sign telling you to go to that strip club downtown. The part "get stiff" means when your cock goes rock hard.
TV: wanna see some naked celebs. Then come on down to our strip club tonight. Come in and get stiff
by \0_0/ February 25, 2017
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