doing a Stafford

The process of creating faecal matter in a toilet within a building in which one is a guest. Includes public places such as shopping centres and restaurants.

-Stan's been gone a while, I thought he'd only gone to the toilet
-Well, that could mean only one thing; he's doing a Stafford
-That's vile, you always wait until you get home and go in your own toilet

by Stan Stappord. December 8, 2010

Karl Steffin

Youngish man, yet suffering from serious balding. Light blonde hair nearly as pale as his skin. Sarcastic, funny, some may call this man Evil Incarnate. Will kill any who use the first name. Most likely berates students heavily in order to compensate for insecurities.

"Oh man, did you hear steffin's lame ass joke?"
"No, I was too busy squirming in agonizing blindness caused by the glare on his bald spot"

by Student April 17, 2005

Stafforditis

Stafforditis: noun, pronunciation (staff-urd-ite-iss), Massive disease spreading around Stafford County, Virginia. The condition of boredom recieved by living in Stafford for more than a year. It emmits thoughts through ones mind that produces a strong effect of boredom, and may cause one to think that they are "hood", "prep", "punk", "ghetto", "skater", "emo", and in rare cases, all of the above. Although stafford is the gayest place on the planet, it causes one to appreciate Stafford, even with the feeling of boredom involved. There is no cure for Stafforditis, and if one comes down with this condition, they shall become a fag for the rest of their life, no matter if they move to the streets of Compton, the suburbs of Orange County, the backwater boondocks of Berlington, or even the neighboring urban street of Woodbridge. People with stafforditis also are known to have a higher possibility of contracting the "clap" or syphilis

Ex. 1

Some guy "hey wanna go out to the club with me"

Some girl "no, thank you. i can't on the account that i have stafforditis and i'm wack. i think that clubs are insufficient and are very dangerous. i'd rather sit at home and do nothing and be bored."

Ex. 2

some kid "hey, lets make a basket ball court in Austin Ridge"

HOA of Austin Ridge "No, i can't, on the account of i have stafforditis. creating a courtplace or any other social gathering of that matter in Austin Ridge or the whole county of stafford will promote violence."

Origin - The fags that created Stafford County

by Yung Major March 5, 2007

Gary Sheffield

Total freakin beast of a baseball player who deffinitely deserves to be a HOF more than deuche-bags like Vladamir Guererro (aka Senor Ass Clown).

Holy Shit did u see that bomb Gary Sheffield raped into the upper deck last night.

by Lynchfield October 16, 2008

Steffon

A long dick smart ass, with a attitude who doesn't give a flying fuck about the people who mean nothing to him. He also drives kick ass cars like Lamborghini's

Steffon- fucked a hoe

by Michael jones January 4, 2015

gwen stefani

A pretty good example of a sellout. Gwen, the lead singer of the formerly skankin' No Doubt, decided that ska was just a fad and began cranking out horrible pop songs for MTV2 to repeat 100 times daily. Any talent that she showed off with No Doubt is completly missing here, seeing as how all she can sing about is how much her fecal matter resembles bannas. Not to mention her borderline creepy fascination with Japenese Harajuku girls.

What happened to you Gwen Stefani? Couldn't afford to fill your pool with champagne?

by SgtSalad October 5, 2005

stefanee

a stefanee is the most curages loving spectacular caring beautiful honest motherly person anyone could ever meet. She always is right and has no problems taking the weight of others. A Stefanee will never cheat on her man no matter what physical or mental abuse he puts her through.

mother teresa wishes she could be half as good as a stefanee

by naughty nahla July 18, 2009