Pawn Stars

1. (noun) A scripted show featuring a bald grease ball scam artist with the rest of his overweight gang. They're known for using one of two techniques to low ball every customer: If it's not very valuable, tell them it's not very valuable and no one else will buy it. Occasionally, laugh at their asking price to humiliate them. If it's very valuable, tell them they gotta make a profit
and then laugh their way down to a completely unfair price. Also infamous for their terrible morals and scripted jokes.

2. (verb) To rip someone off.

1. "So today, someone came in with what I confirmed to be among the possessions of Jesus Christ that show high possibility of the existence of God. It was super cool, and I needed to get it off him."

Nick: "So I'd like $80,000,000"
Rick: <laugh> "Yeah sorry best I can do is $10, I mean, I gotta make a profit"
Nick: "That's a little low"
Rick: <laugh> "No one else will buy it buddy"

"I was super bummed I couldn't get the deal, but maybe he'll come back knowing no one else will buy it."

Pawn Stars

by Some annoying whiner May 5, 2014

Dallas Stars

Best mother fucking team in the NHL, best fans, best city, best arena (American airlines stadium kicks ass (especially since theres a damn nice hooters a block away)

One of our many quirks is shouting STARS at the top of lungs whenever the word is used in the star spangle banner at the beginning of the game

douche: hey what team do you represent

Stars fan: the big D-a-double l-a-s STARS!! (dallas stars)

douche: ohh I dont like them

Stars fan: I will now be completely polite in shaking your hand and saying WHY THE HELL NOT??!!

by qwertyuiop (thats the first line of the key board smart ass) March 18, 2007

converse all stars

Socks with laces. It's a good thing.

Converse All Stars are socks with laces, think about it.

by Ryan Kipp April 22, 2007

Dancing With the Stars

A pointless reality show in which "celebrities" (aka washed up musicians, actors, and athletes who people may or may not have ever heard of before) sadly attempt to dance their way to fame and fortune.

Why do millions of people watch Dancing With the Stars? It is pathetic!

by MINIM0NSTER April 22, 2009

Jesus Stans

Another name for Christians

Wow look at that group of worshippers, they are real Jesus Stans

by ynsmedia December 23, 2018

ScatSwap

A deviant sexual act that occurs when an individual excrements into the gaping anus of another individual, thus swapping scat.

I did ScatSwap with Stephanie last night, it was awesome! What a great friend!

by John "The Stovepiper" Smith April 24, 2004

Dancing With The Stars

A mothers favorite show that takes over her life.

Father: Hey honey what's for dinner tonight?
*nervously watches his two boys rip apart the cabinet*

Mother: Shut up I'm watching dancing with the stars!

Mother TV Shows Dancing With The Stars

by Dancer1334 October 23, 2012