Stapled Earrings

The act of taking a staple gun and stapling the pussy shut, but then fucking it back open. Once open, reach inside, and search for the bloody staples. Then demand that she wear them as earrings and such.

Yuri: Woah, those earrings stink! And they look trashy.
Hamly: Yeah, my boyfriend gave me these stapled earrings last week.

by tornHorse February 28, 2011

staplekid

a guy who stapled his hand in art class

im starting to call **mike**
staplekid

by robert niewiera March 9, 2009

stapleler

The person who staples, mostly in a workplace.

Oh, I'm a stapleler.

by guydudeman12 February 28, 2011

Staple Buster

A UOIG (tm) report that is so long it requires more then one staple to securely bind the document. This is a result of one staple only penetrating the first half of the report.

A) Did you see Travis's report for this Friday?

B) Yeah man, that thing is a real staple buster. I will be up all night reading that damn thing. I tried to staple it and only bound half of the document, what's worse is the stapler is toast.

by IG2010 May 10, 2011

staple remove

verb.

to remove hundreds of staples from very annoying packets of paper that need to be scanned into the computer for hours. not tiring but makes your fingers hurt. very frustrating and tedious busy work.

We staple removed all the resident files staples for four months, hours on end!

by annoyedworkers June 23, 2011

Staples Centre

Staples Centre is a large multi-purpose sports arena, in Downtown Los Angeles.

John: Hey Joe, I'm gonna go see the L.A. Kings tonight; they're playing the N.Y. Rangers.
Joe: Cool! I warn you, though; Staples Centre's parking fills up quickly, so get there early.

by Marcus Falcon April 25, 2014

starleana

is a real name- she is sweet beautiful funny and smart all in one..may come off as quite but once out of her shell she's a blast to have around all the time she knows how to live life how it comes..

Starleana is a cool person to be around

by StarLNova December 20, 2016