Scholarshit

n. When one who is expecting a large scholarship receives one that is, well, shit.

I can't afford to go to (insert college here) because all I got there was scholarshit.

by shannabanana310 June 10, 2011

road scholar

intelligent girl giving head to a guy while driving

she started giving me head while i was driving AND shes ivy league, man shes must be a road scholar!

by fran doe January 4, 2012

sholly

a very camp person with unusually hairy legs

dude, she's seriously sholly like

by Sazzee November 7, 2007

Scholes

A complete fuckwit. Backstabbing robbing bastard usually ginger.
Who will concock a web of lies inorder to try weasel out of the shit they have done.

Hey you know how Kenny stole all that money from the charity?
Well he is telling everyone that it was you and Santa claus that did it!
What a completley scholes thing to do!

by Mareaman December 27, 2008

Obama Scholar

A taxpayer supported middle school student in New Haven, CT exposed to Obama indoctrination through repetitive chant by those entrusted to teach him how to think, not what to think.

I am an Obama Scholar, an Obama Scholar.

by TD123TD June 18, 2010

sholeh

a constipated piglet.

kewl kid: Dude, did you see that Sholeh?

kewl kid2: Oh man I know.

kewl kid: Gross, huh?

by r00kin gurl July 20, 2006

Scholar

A word used for sarcastic remarks after someone says something stupid.

Scholar: I derped then dropped my phone into the Hudson.

Responded: Wow, you're a scholar.

by Set Blue 23 June 4, 2018