Squidward Syndrome

When a person has difficulty stating what colour a character is, such as skin tone or hair. Based on the character Squidward Tentacles as most people say he is blue when the show states he is green.

"Dude I can't tell if my character's hair is yellow or green, this is some serious Squidward Syndrome"

by The Doctor Sex. May 1, 2022

Squidward

PHAT DICKNOSED SQUID

Jeez, look at the size of that nose… That’s Squidward all right

by Squidward’s chosen one May 17, 2022

squidward nose

Means u got a long ass nose.

Her: Look at him, he got a squidward nose.
Another girl: Yeah, he probably don't get no girls lol/

by anonymous June 13, 2022

Squidtarded

An act where a squid squirts ink onto the fisherman catching said squid. Or squirts ink onto another crew member, particularly if the ink hits their face.

Steve got squidtarded while out fishing yesterday and the stains are still visible. Try using a net to stop the chance of getting squidtarded.

by ReBait January 26, 2023

squidwardsexual

You are sexually attracted to squidward.

If you are actually sexually attracted to squidward, go fuck your mom. Wait! but i thought yo mother left for her secetary.

hey guys! Tony is squidwardsexual!

Haha! what a bozo for being squidwardsexual! Tony!

by Badhu February 24, 2023

Squidwards Suicide

A lost episode of SpongeBob where Squidward dies. The episode starts with Squidward practicing the clarinet. Then SpongeBob and Patrick are playing outside and Squidward tells them to stop. Then he practices again but it's a choking noise instead of a clarinet being played. The next shot is Squidward at the concert. He plays the clarinet badly and the crowd is booing with hyper blood realistic eyes. The next scene is Squidward in a black background but Squidward is crying, then cry's blood, then shows the blood eyes from before. The next scene is Squidward in his bed with a gun. He shoots himself and DIES....

Guy 1: Have you seen Squidwards Suicide?
Guy 2: yes and it scarred me for life.

by amoguslove42069 March 19, 2023

squibbidoscious

**Squibbidoscious (adj.)**:

A heightened state of joyful exuberance, often marked by irresistible dances, wiggles, or celebratory antics; the epitome of delight and spirited charm.

Example: *The moment my dog heard the treat jar open, her squibbidoscious behavior was impossible to ignore.*

by ocsurferdad August 14, 2023