Dank Speed

When you run as fast as Keemstar and ascend to hyperspace but you crash because you didn't eat your leftovers.

Alfonzo: "Yo dude I was going Dank Speed the other day!"
Phil: "Nice, man how was it?"
Alfonzo: "It was pretty good but I didn't eat my leftovers."
Phil: "Aw, dud that sucks.

by Friccler June 14, 2018

Speed Clean

definition one- all the garbage goes in the garbage.
definition two- all the garbage goes in the closet.
definition three- all the garbage goes under the bed.

also see: MAKE YOUR SISTER DO IT.

i have major speed cleaning to do.

how will i ever get this done?!
well, i speed clean just don't open my closet.

i told you to clean quickly, not speed clean! now look at your bed !!

by rawrpurpledinoivana February 20, 2010

Speed lotioning

The act of putting on lotion while driving down the road. Therefore, as quickly as possible and switching hands on the steeringwheel, you are lotioning at a very high rate of speed to keep from crashing into oncoming traffic.

Holly found herself Speed lotioning' on the way to work because she was already running late.

by 12guage77 December 16, 2009

Sam Speed

womaniser but also likes men

“Oh my GOSH”
“what??”
“it’s sam speed the womaniser but he also likes men”

by crazygamer3 March 26, 2022

speed merchant

a person who has no ability other than sped

wow daniel james is such a speed merchant

by ghaithrolled December 20, 2020

Speed Bang

To get your rocks off quickly during sex

My wife hates it when I speed bang her, because she never gets a chance to reach her climax.

by 05superglide February 14, 2012

Speed of science

To move, physically or metaphorically, at a pace that is unhindered by regulations, ethical considerations, safety considerations, and basic humanity.

"Hey guys, did anyone check that this stuff didn't make people's hearts explode? " No, we were moving at the speed of science. It's all good".

by The Wake Up October 13, 2022