kitchen spanish

Extremely vulgar and also essential basic conversational method in the back of house environment. Typically encompassing all Spanish cuss words and phrases in a single sentence.

Como Estas you fucking pendejo? Chinga tu madre!, Donde estas mi pinche juevos? Are examples of Kitchen Spanish.

by Scott Townend October 14, 2007

spanish turtleneck

in the winter when a guy squats on the girl's chest and slaps/ wraps his dick around her neck for warmth and then makes a cum collar on her neck

yo i just gave cindy a spanish turtleneck last night

by Ben PFRBNGTnetnetyndn January 11, 2012

sanity

a word made up by ego maniacs to simply describe the state of conditon they think they are presently in. the truth is that, are crazy people realy insane? or do they simply comprehend and percive a different reality

this is what sanity really looks like: when there is nothing left to burn you must set yourself on fire. yup its the truth that my friends is so called "sanity"

by toxicmerc571 September 18, 2006

Rally to Restore Sanity

Made in response to political pundit and former cardboard Doom sign activist Glenn Beck's "Rally to Restore Honor". It is the last bastion of true civil discourse in a public meeting in the five star fuck-up that has become the U.S.A. Held on October 30th, 2010 at the national mall in Washington D.C., it promises to be a merger of ideas and non-hyperbolic agreement for all who participate. Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert are joint hosting the event which will be met with high attendance as well as state level local meetings to watch the epic display of Truthiness.

Hey Jim! You forgot to pack the Generic Angry Signs!

Oh no Bill, we won't be needing those at the Rally to Restore Sanity.

by Waterboy72 October 25, 2010

cock blocker spaniel

A domesticated member of the family canidae, not necessarily a cocker spaniel, which jumps up on the bed while two humans are engaging in heated intercourse. This usually occurs right as one is about to climax.

This unwelcome interruption completely ruins the moment. The offending dog, which may or may not be a cocker spaniel, is usually jolted off the bed by a quick kick, followed by an awkward resumption of intercourse.

Note: the dog must be a cocker spaniel.

Couple: *grunt grunt*
Dog: *leap*
Couple: fuk off u cock blocker spaniel
Dog: *sad howl*

by BzBurger February 7, 2010

pimp hand sanitizer

a hand sanitizer that kills 99% or more of bacteria on contact; usually consumed by pimps after pimping along time

Damn! That Pimp hand sanitizer works so well, my hand smells so spring-time fresh and clean!

Purell, Germ x, ect.

by Pimp Daddy Master April 23, 2007

Spanish Sled

First you need to find someone with a lot of forgiveness in their heart, or a stranger; bring them to the top of a staircase; proceed to knock them unconscious; strip them naked and ride them down the stairs.

Ellie was pissed after John used her as a Spanish Sled

by Aram A. February 24, 2008