The most brutal thing ever made. Likes horses and looks like one as well. Is the definition of a cunt.
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Get the Star Spangled Blowjob mug.Star Spangle Hammered - Getting so drunk tailgating before the game that you’re passed out in your seat before the end of the Star Spangled Banner.
-As seen on Ridiculousness (9/6/16)S8/EP23, starring Rob Dyrdek.
-As seen on Ridiculousness (9/6/16)S8/EP23, starring Rob Dyrdek.
by The Real Sputnik June 16, 2022
Get the Star Spangle Hammered mug.During anal sex you pull out giving your partner a prolapsed anus. Take their prolapse and put it between a hot dog bun.
So I gave Jake Paul a purple cocker spaniel by fucking him in the butt and pulling out his intestines and putting a hotdog right between the hotdog bun… man what a Tuesday.
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Often also tripping over their own poop, or licking up their puke as a response of shame and guilt
Often also tripping over their own poop, or licking up their puke as a response of shame and guilt
O no, look what Daniel the Cocker Spaniel did, there’s shit all over the place!
Damn Daniel, that’s quite a mess you made there buddy!
That’s just Daniel, we are used to his shit!
Damn Daniel, that’s quite a mess you made there buddy!
That’s just Daniel, we are used to his shit!
by DanieltheCockerSpaniel12345 July 26, 2023
Get the Daniel the Cocker Spaniel mug.the act of recieving a Blow-j, and when finishing and busting the load on the bitches face, reaching into a bowl of red, white and blue confetti and covering the cum-covered face with it. The act is then completed by covering one's hand over one's heart, and reciting the "Star Spangled Banner". The Star Spangled Blowjob.
Last night this girl was in my room, and I gave her a "Star Spangled Blowjob" all over her face. It was awesome.
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I was out at an all weekender and my spangle blisters were so bad, I couldn't make it to work on Monday.
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