Baked Spaghetti

An event or scenario that is absolutely guaranteed to happen

1.) Is uncle Ed making baked spaghetti again for the party?

- Of course

2.) Will the Blackhawks win the Stanley cup again this year?

- Baked spaghetti

by Morehungthanrobinwilliams May 11, 2015

Spaghetti Felcher

(origin) Italian American Male so gay he'd eat spaghetti from Ben Affleck's ass

(modern) Consuming colon macaroni

I don't care how much he can bench, look at his eyebrows... He's a fuckin' spaghetti felcher, I'm telling you

by @ Pope Pesci XVII October 15, 2016

Jack Spaghetti

A tongue tied, spit infested 'Leerpool' supporter, who cannot speak English and has a brother called 'Ogger'.

You speak like such a Jack Spaghetti. E.g/ Oscar becomes 'Ogger'

by Pseudonym1273419469 July 12, 2017

spaghetti masher

A person who sits on a plate of spaghetti.

Ew! Gross! He just sat on my spaghetti.
That spaghetti masher!

by Mecachis June 1, 2018

zac spaghetti

i vape yes haha i am cool i also beat my 78 inch penis to gay grandpa porn. also wannabe nigger

hey look its a wild zac spaghetti (bonicci)

by asianpotnoodle April 2, 2019

spaghetti stick

a phrase to describe someone or something that is very tall and skinny

Donald: dude that guy is a spaghetti stick!
Chris: i know he doesn't even play baseball!
Donald: what a pussy!

by The Man Wilhelm All Sacks. December 6, 2019

spaghetti creampie

First you would need to make a mold of your dick then you would wrap that mold in spaghetti and freeze it, next you take the mold out and put your penis inside the frozen spaghetti condom. After that you just start fucking and when the spaghetti is basically all the way de-thawed you cum through it creating a spaghetti creampie. Eating the spaghetti and doing a lady n the tramp type situation after wards is highly recommended but optional.

My first time in Italy I enjoyed a spaghetti creampie with one of the locals.

by creampocalypse September 14, 2019