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Social Media

Alternative name for survellience companies
Social media knows everything about you
by Tunbing May 15, 2018
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social experiment

Once, ages and ages ago, when a useless samaritan wanted to piss on people for fun, they would be called "fuckheads," or "assfaces." These fuckboys decided that they needed an excuse to be complete dicks to the world, and thus, they adopted the term "social experiment" for their own.

Before the fuckboys came into power, a social experiment was done by a man of science, who wished to learn about the world around them, and they did so with the consent and agreement of all involved.

Not to be confused with a prank, a practical joke in which all parties involved can laugh about it afterwards, a social experiment has come to mean a cruel troll in which a fuckboy does something unimaginably stupid and rude and dismisses it as a practical joke.

Tragic.
Fuckboy Frank: *Shoots a dog*
Sane Samantha: Dude what the fuck
Fuckboy Frank: Chill brah its a social experiment. See theres the camera. Come on it's just a joke.
by thelemonwarrior March 9, 2016
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Social Prisoner

A sincere, friendly prisoner who utilizes the time while incarcerated to develop and maintain positive and meaningful friendships.
A social prisoner establishes and maintains healthy friendships inside prison as well as outside. Often, social prisoners also make use of the time to learn skills and seek an education.
by Lexicon reader November 4, 2011
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Social Terrorism

When someone you know comes to visit unexpectedly and inconveniently, often staying for a long time, and you can't tell them to leave without being rude.
Yesterday, I was just about to go out, and then the doorbell rang. It was Sally, and she invited herself in and stayed for an hour! It was social terrorism!
by NightRoseK September 27, 2010
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social battery

a phrase used to describe a person’s toleration of being around other people. the lower the social battery, the less patience or tolerance one has with other people.
my social battery is completely drained, i haven’t had any time to myself all week
by rerefriedbeans September 18, 2020
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Socially Sipping

Drinking just to be social, but not to get drunk.
I got so hammered last night. Tonight I am definitly just socially sipping.
by Lindsey and Kate January 17, 2009
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Social Incest

Fred: John and Cassidy banged? I thought they were best friends?
Bobby: Yeah they commited mad social incest bro.
by SteezFebreeze September 26, 2011
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