snugglesaurus

A snugglesaurus is a person who is obsessed with snuggling to the point of nausea. This person picks snuggling over intercourse, and makes dinosaur noises when he snuggles.

"I don't want to make out, I just want to be your snugglesaurus, and snuggle all night."

by JENSch May 2, 2009

Smuggle my Cuban

When the guy is extremely horny and needs to hide his excruciating stiffy from his girlfriend because she is not ready to have intercourse yet.

My girlfriend is a smoking hot betty but she won't put out. I had to smuggle my cuban all of last night.

by Clamitia Jones January 24, 2009

snaggle-hag

Someone from the past who's a jackass that keeps fucking shit up and putting shit off for their future selves which ultimately ends up fucking themselves over.

That God damn past Jen not doing these reports!
Yeah she's a real snaggle-hag!

by Neokidboyr October 19, 2018

poop smuggler

the process of shoving someone else's poop in your butthole to transfer it to another poop smuggler or preferably jonnie onufrak

jonnie onufrak was a predominant poop smuggler until his tragic death after smuggling poop into chuck norris's beard

by mustfa altajar August 1, 2008

Acorn Smuggler

A man who wears a speedo, tight briefs or sweatpants where his nuts are evidently on display, much to the chagrin of anyone viewing this. The nuts are usually not sizable enough to merit attention; therefore, they are sized as acorns.

The dude on the beach in the speedo was a definite acorn smuggler as you could see his nuts.

by sarasplayroom.com February 22, 2009

sniggler

A sniggler is someone who takes the parking spot you wanted, or who otherwise does something perfectly legitimate, but which nonetheless inconveniences or annoys you.

That sniggler just took my parking spot!!!

by Honorarius April 25, 2006

Chode snuggler

One who snuggles with a chode.

"Did you hear that Jameil spent the night with Alex?"
"No way! Alex has a chode!"
"Yeah, Jameil is such a chode snuggler."

by Snode_chuggler March 14, 2010