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Soul searching

A ridiculous and overly-dramatic phrase that dumbasses and losers use to describe reevaluating their sad, worthless lives. Using this pretentious and pathetic phrase in public will make you look more pitiful than if you were a meth addict at the end of your rope.
John: I just can't get over Tasha dumping me. I think I need to do some soul searching.
Kenny: What is this, Dawson's Creek? Quit talking like you're on a soap opera and get over it.
by mcsuire January 28, 2020
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Snarfling

snarf /snärf/

–verb (used with object), -ed
1. To Steal. Specifically, to steal in such a way as to make the theft unlikely to be noticed; esp.

–noun
1. the act or practice of snarfling.
snarfled -v
"I awoke to see that someone had masterfully snarfled all the Cereal in the house."

snarfling -v
"When I turned the corner to see what was making all the rustling I saw phillip snarfling all of the cupcakes!".

snarf -n
"Andrew and I ran out of snacks. We both decided to proceed upon a great snarf in order to procure some confections from my mother's kitchen."

snarfler -n
"I had left all my cookies on the window sill to cool and when I returned I discovered a great snarfler had stolen every other chocolate chip so that no one would ever find out".
by sabricks April 23, 2009
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Snarking

Verb, putting snotty spit on something.
Quit snarking on my notebook!
by Amy Jennings December 2, 2004
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snack (also snacked, snacking) a term used on the west coast

1. sperm.
2.(snacking) eating ones own sperm.
3.(snacked) to ejaculate
it smells like "snack" in here
or
i snacked on her tits vato.
or
P.i.m.p. keep snacking
by cuco October 5, 2003
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Snatching

A sweet guy who sometimes thinks he's the spot light in every situation but in actual fact he's just really self conscious and sleeps with every girl he can to build confidence.
P1: THE rain missing the grass!
P2: STOP being such a snatching!
by 911111101010101 March 30, 2019
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Snatchin' Everybody's Cookies

"I'm snatchin' everybody's cookies."
by alyssa p April 17, 2007
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Dry Snitching

When you get caught up by the authorities and they tell you that if you give up someones name you won't get in trouble, so you make someone up to save yours and your people's asses.
Example: smash unit comes to your house and ask to look around, you let them in forgetting u didn't put ur stash away, while they're looking they find it, but give you the option to tell them who u got it from and they'll let u go, so even tho u got it from u r homie down the street you make up some person and say u got it from them. It's like u r still snitching, but now the cops r gonna be looking for some imaginary person, leaving their case dry. Dry snitching

Example:

cops: "tell us where u got the dope from and we won't take u to jail today"
You:"uh, Idk his name, they call him j.r, I met up with him down the hill in blajblahblah city"
by Dry snitching November 30, 2015
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