smorgasbord

A smorgasbord is an old Swedish tradition which involves binge drinking, raping, pillaging, and quite climatically a feast of raw baby parts. Generally, all guests of the smorgasbord should be wearing fur loin cloths and have dried blood clots located across various parts of the body. All verbal communication should be kept to an evolutionary minimum and any and all adjectives should be reduced to grunts and bloodied index fingers thrusted in the direction of the baby body part in question. Utensils are strictly prohibited.

Sven - "Olaf, did you check out that smorgasbord the other night?"

Olaf - "Bro, I ate like five babies after I got shithoused and pillaged that impoverished village."

Sven - "Tiiiiight"

by Jhemp September 9, 2009

Smores

A threesome involving two males of Hispanic heritage and a half-black-half-white female, with the female in the middle.

"Smores" is named for a camptime food involving two graham crackers sandwiching a piece of chocolate and a marshmallow.

by The Ravenclaw Seeker April 18, 2006

SMORES

its when the guy shits on the girls chest and then cums on the shit. then he mixes it with a vibrating dildo.

Smief mad smores with the dog aka michlle atencio

by O'Doyle November 6, 2004

smorben

V. possessing the properties of being grotesquesly obese, and retarded to the point of dabilitatation, and delusion.

i ain't got sh*t do n*gs f*ckas, memember the time at the SMORBEN.. lawls a lot

by Mowgs1986 May 2, 2006

Smoob

a smoob is a man breast that is clasified as being sexy, or saggy if you find the male very unatractive

ChloeGibson says: wow my smoobs are sore, i smashed them of the door when i ran to the fridge, owch

GemmaGilfedder says to LindsayIreland: ohh did you see that man, he was well sexy, his smoob turns me on, Ahh its getting Hawt in here:)

by Stiney WinkeyBurg August 1, 2012

Smoob

Side man boobs. The continuation of man boobs(moobs) around the side under your arms.

My arms hang wide because of my smoobs.

by Bozzio September 6, 2014

Smorgasborg

A good word to replace, " one million times too many"

Billy got hit by a smorgasborg of punches!

by [GD] CycloneDasher November 1, 2017