granny smith

an out of date apple computer.

the school computers were such granny smiths they still had green screen monitors.

by mike September 13, 2004

Aidan Smith

An "Aidan Smith" is a man who will steal your name.
He is an egg and a thief.

Aidan Smith totally gets pegged by BBWs.

by AidanStoleMyName December 26, 2021

Smith's Law

Should a tool fall from your hand while being used, it will come to rest in the least accessable spot every time.

Mechanic 1: Damn! I just dropped my wrench behind the engine.

Mechanic 2: Sounds like Smith's Law to me.

by PowerTryp December 31, 2010

Erwin Smith

A classically handsome man with stamina, courage, passion, and known to have the largest possible form of the male genitalia. He is also typically a bisexual king.

Oh wow. Look at Erwin Smith. I just know he has the biggest pp.

by Moon godess April 10, 2022

Zach Smithing

The act of putting in more time and effort in to not doing work when it would have just been easier to actually do the work.

Maybe if I spend more time zach smithing, I too can get an Obama phone.

by BGP! October 25, 2012

john smith

An English name... contains two clichés.

guy #1: I'm John Smith.
guy #2: Can't your mom think of a better name than that?

by -\_/- September 10, 2005

Rachel Smith

an AMAZING person who has a warm heart and really understands you ;)

Awww, I love Rachel Smith!

by Anne Gastrandero September 25, 2010