slippery deuce 

A very wet and wild type of shit.

Wow, that draft beer sure results in a slippery deuce.

slippery deuce by Coley Blue Eyes August 13, 2003

Slippery Salute 

The highest quality fingering out there

I gave that schmoe a slippery salute

Slippery Salute by Drewskizzy December 7, 2006

Slippery Basin

It is when the man and/or women licks the other woman's cleavage.

Dude don't forget to give her a Slippery Basin!

Slippery Basin by Theyuhas January 11, 2009

Slippery coconut 

When the male or female ejaculates onto the females left or right tit, then adds a cup of snot on top of it, making it as slippery as possible. The male or female then starts to rub his penis around the nipple of the slippery tit.

Man, did you see Wyatt give Hayley a slippery coconut?!

Slippery coconut by Poonswaggle12345 June 25, 2010

Slippery Noodle 

A hotel manager or general manager of a property management company, that is generally of Patel descent. Said "noodle" is extremely evasive to actually catch on the phone or in person, and is also extremely indecisive. The "noodle" can only be caught usually on off hours of the night or just before daybreak, when usually a normal person is sleep. If the "noodle" is caught, its epic indecisiveness drives both parties mad and the sale slips from grasp. American hotel managers are not "slippery noodles" but are classified generally as country bumpkins with an addiction for The Price is Right and Cheeto products.

PERSON 1-"That damn Nick Patel of Days Inn is one slippery noodle."

PERSON 2-"You should burn his property down."

PERSON 1-"I'll need to borrow your truck."

PERSON 2 -"Bring back a beef meximelt for me."

Slippery Noodle by sinistar462 September 30, 2011

Slippery Toad 

During sex, when the female orgasms and the male's stiffy is caught in a malestorm of vaginal juice, then the male cums in the female's vagina, inserts his stiffy into her vagina getting a mixture of vaginal juice and semen on the males penis. Then the male rubs melted butter, baby oils and lube on his stiffy and the female tries to preform a handjob.

Me and my girlfriend were bored so we decided to try the Slippery Toad, she couldn't get a good grip the whole time, and couldn't finish me off.

Slippery Toad by Onlypudge November 30, 2011

Slippery swimsuit 

When your mate cums in your underwear and then you chuck them on leaving the reminents of his seamen all over your crotch

Mate- *cums in underwear and puts them back in your drawer*
You- *go to drawer and put said underwear on* "oh mate left me a nice slippery swimsuit did ya!"

Slippery swimsuit by Oldmate21 October 20, 2015