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motorcycle slime

When the whole group rides but forgets about you
Damn we did Eli motorcycle slime by forgetting how much cooler his motorcycle is.
by Glistening anus October 14, 2022
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Slime (creature)

This is not the definition of a moist, soft, and slippery substance, typically regarded as repulsive. No, this is a person. A living person that you have some sort of affection towards. This could be your girlfriend, best friend, or even your sisters roommates dog. But, if you are going to communicate with others about your slime, you must swipe your pointer finger underneath the bottom of your nose, followed by a big thumbs down. Use this definition carefully and correctly, or else the slime gods will find you, and kill you.
by jacobwitham405 December 10, 2019
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Chode Slime

Its like snot, but from your chode, normally directed at someone you disslike, or a friend, who is just being a straight up douche who doe's stupid things, or a person who does not know their drinking limit, and pukes all over your new laptop. In a way it is the marrige of chode meeting slime, and they had a child, and its called Chode Slime, and CS's parents are total fucking dicks for bringing this child onto our planet.
"Man, last night, our bro was total chode slime, he puked everywhere in the bar, and all over my sisters bed later that night."
by Capt Guillotine December 18, 2011
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Walkie slime

When some one cums in to a slushie then chugs while master baiting to the point were you cum is red
by Crime slime January 10, 2021
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Illini slime

Champaign-Urbana frat guy move. When done banging local beer pig, (from Kam's on Green st.), I tossed the used rubber on he side of the bed. She wakes up to get out of bed, the foot hits the floor, the illini slime got ya!
by shoeless74 September 11, 2020
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Slime Trail

The female equivalent of a "mushroom stamp" or "cock slap." The female gracefully glides across the target's body like a slug to mark her territory.
I was just trying to have a relaxing post-coital cuddle when she Slime Trailed me and cackled maniacally.
by crow912 November 28, 2017
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anus slime

After you've had a shit, and theres some residue left on your ass. This isn't the regular kind of shit on your ass, however, as it is especially common after diarrhoea; making it sticky and hard to get rid of. In general, anus slime isn't pleasant.
Oh, Shit! I have some anus slime on my ass!
by Black Nibb August 19, 2017
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