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no sleepies

after a night full of drinking...no knocking out early! gotta stay awake, champ status. sleep when the sun comes up. no sleep, cant sleep, wont sleep, all that shiet.
Chris: Damn this foos turnt! I bet you anything once this foo sits down he's gonna knock the fuck out.

Pat: fuck that foo, no sleepies hoe!
by fvnkerrrrr July 1, 2011
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nantucket sleigh ride

a sex act in which the female is halfway on the floor with her ass and legs on the bed,(as if sleding face first,belly down.When it comes time for the male to spooge,he pulles it out and lets it snow.
Hey conor last night your mom and I took a nantucket sleigh ride!
by Matt April 21, 2003
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sleepitation

While you are in meditation, you fall asleep; your meditation hour has passed but you don't recall any of it.
I only slept for three hours last night, so my meditation today was more of a sleepitation.
by Babarama77 March 7, 2009
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Sleeping Tray

A Large Bed that usually involves a buttload of hot chicks and one guy that have sexual activity with each other all at once.
I had a Sleeping Tray with 6 chicks involved.
by Your Mom 3000 January 29, 2009
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SleighJax

Its the term for a guy who is going to get hit in the face with a piece of metal.
."Im going to SleighJax you". Can be reversed. "Your going to get SleighJaxed!".
by UglyMonkeyChewbaccabra June 1, 2010
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Sleeping Bennet

The opposite of a raging Arnold:

A small and flaccid state of the penis, typically brought on by excessive alcoholism, the sight of butt-ugly women or the smell of fish wafting from a woman's vagina.

A metaphor for the penis stemming from the arch rival of John Matrix Arnold Schwarzenegger in the movie Commando called Bennet who was a total hom.
Andre: So, did you bang her last night?

Johnny: Nah man, I had a raging Arnold in the beginning but when I went down on her it stank of duck pâté, so she gave me a sleeping Bennet.
by Johnny Massacre October 1, 2010
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Sleeping Bagging

Sleeping Bagging, sometimes colloquially referred to as the Reverse Birth, is a proposed sexual move involving two adult humans, one of which must be female, whereby the female's vaginal canal and uterus are accessed in a manner analogous to entering a sleeping bag.

The technique was first described in early 2006; by 2009 the appearance of Octomom raised hopes that a female possessing sufficient vaginal elasticity might exist. This prompted an investigation into its feasibility; however, scientists have since concluded that, if it were implemented, Sleeping Bagging would have a 100% mortality rate for the female. Experts also believe that it would likely result in severe compressive injuries, hypoxia, and psychological trauma for the other partner. For these reasons, Sleeping Bagging remains a purely theoretical conjecture.
Sleeping Bagging reminds me of tucking into a warm, safe place.
by Reverse Birther July 19, 2011
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