pimp slap

The act of backhanding the cheek, delivering the blow from across the body. This technique is delivered with little or no leg movement as not to disturb the garmet hanging from your shoulders. The act is usually performed with heels place together, toes pointed outward, knees locked and non pimpslapping hand cupped by your side. The result of a properly executed pimp slap is a very hurt look on the face of the slap-ee coupled with a quick reaction to hold the freshly slapped spot.

Bytch betta have my money...

by Rockness March 24, 2005

Schmisek Slap Grab

To slap and then grab in the same motion.

"I think that guy just gave my ass the Schmisek Slap Grab."

by The Silent Assassin August 15, 2006

The Slants

The Slants are an Asian synth-pop band that have been melting faces off all over the country. Since the creation of the band, The Slants have toured the country five times, received press for turning down a million dollar recording contract, and were the first and only Asian band to be a Fender Music featured artist. These cross country tours included appearances at rock clubs, anime conventions, cultural festivals, and industry gatherings. Bassist and founder Simon Young explains, “Most of the people that find our name racist aren’t even Asian! We’re saying to the world ‘We’re proud of who we are, we aren’t going to hide it.’ In fact, our biggest support has been from the Asian community itself!" Vocalist Aron explains “We have a song called Sakura, Sakura where we take hateful rhymes about Asians and we turn them into a song about unity and being proud of our heritage.” (from theslants.com) The Slants have also released a second album, "Pageantry", which came out in 2010. This album features such songs as "How the Wicked Live". Currently, the band is in a conflict with the USPTO after attempting to trademark their name.

I saw The Slants live, and my face melted off. They rock so hard. The USPTO can suck it.

by MelloWins April 3, 2011

Slap-a-hoe

A term used to describe a tribe of women who have performed less than satisfactory actions.

Jeff: Hey woman dont change the channel! I was watching that!
Penny: What are you going to do?
Jeff: I think its time for you to join the tribe!
Penny: What tribe?
Jeff as he slaps her: The Slap-a-hoe!

by Ima gayfish May 1, 2010

muffin slap

This is a physical diss for all girls who have muffin tops. You approach one of these unfortunates from behind (for those more daring, or rather semi-retarded, you can advance from the front) and with both hands slap her muffins. After you have properly abused your victim, it is best to make a quick getaway and shout from the top of your lungs, "MUFFIN SLAP!!"

Girl: (crying) I totally just got muffin slapped!

by Hannah H. April 29, 2006

Slap Ass

A guy who was born to catch pop flys and say slap ass every single time he slaps ass!

Hey nice dingger Slap Ass

by LP Dynasty October 12, 2014

Fire Slap

To slap excessively hard usually induces crying and a change of color in skin of victim(s)

J: He slapped me as hard as he could.

B: You got fire slapped.

by Johnny B. Bloc February 9, 2010