Come from a episode of Sienfeld. Where you get a couples freinds .. realtives .. what ever and see who can go the longest without masturbating. Although you don't know if the person masturbates and says they haven't, so you need an honor system and have close friends to do it with.
Eric: Dude, I was having a Sienfeld Bet with David
Scott: Well, how did it go?
Eric: HA, I won, of course, David is a chronic masterbater!
Scott: HAHA, Owned *DEMORALZING SHOUT*
Scott: Well, how did it go?
Eric: HA, I won, of course, David is a chronic masterbater!
Scott: HAHA, Owned *DEMORALZING SHOUT*
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Friend: Oh that jackass? I'm divorcing him.
You: Yea ditch the ass, sieze the assets.
Friend: Oh that jackass? I'm divorcing him.
You: Yea ditch the ass, sieze the assets.
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Stands for "Something with Implied Expectations Not Attained". It's when you have high expectations of something and you are thoroughly disappointed.
Mr. S: And this guy swore he made good omelettes,... in the end he wasted like 12 eggs trying to make it and and it was a total SIENA. The omelette wasn't even that good.
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Ms. S: You should try the hamburger mac from Michelina's. It's frickin delicious and costs like a buck.
Mr. S: Alrighty.
(... two days later ...)
Mr. S: Ok.... I tried it, and it was totally a SIENA.
Mr. F: What.
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There's a party going on, and Mr. S is invited.
(... three hours later, Mr. S finally shows up ...)
Mr. F: You took a really long time to come.
Mr. S: Well you know, I guess if I'm not that into it, I take a while. And it ended up being a SIENA, by the way.
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Ms. S: You should try the hamburger mac from Michelina's. It's frickin delicious and costs like a buck.
Mr. S: Alrighty.
(... two days later ...)
Mr. S: Ok.... I tried it, and it was totally a SIENA.
Mr. F: What.
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There's a party going on, and Mr. S is invited.
(... three hours later, Mr. S finally shows up ...)
Mr. F: You took a really long time to come.
Mr. S: Well you know, I guess if I'm not that into it, I take a while. And it ended up being a SIENA, by the way.
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A Shenzhen Showbag is a bag full of Shenzhen Specials.
Various 'Deal a Day' web sites around the world will offer a 'Bag of Crap' or a 'Bag of Pooki' every now and then, which is basically stuff they had left in the warehouse and need to shift to make way for more Shenzhen Specials.
Typically you'll pay $30 for a Shenzhen Showbag which probably has a real value of maybe $5.
Various 'Deal a Day' web sites around the world will offer a 'Bag of Crap' or a 'Bag of Pooki' every now and then, which is basically stuff they had left in the warehouse and need to shift to make way for more Shenzhen Specials.
Typically you'll pay $30 for a Shenzhen Showbag which probably has a real value of maybe $5.
"Whadya get in ya Shenzhen Showbag?"
"Um, a USB hub, a USB vibrator and a USB "How to USB' guide-book on USB."
"Whadya gonna do with it all?"
"Give it to you for Xmas.."
"Um, a USB hub, a USB vibrator and a USB "How to USB' guide-book on USB."
"Whadya gonna do with it all?"
"Give it to you for Xmas.."
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