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shred some asphalt

Bro I'm so stoked let's shred some asphalt.
by el_diablo_gallo December 21, 2010
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shred the lettuce

lettuce = hair. shredding the lettuce means pushing or maneuvering hair in a certain direction.
barber: how do you do your hair usually?
guy: usually i just shred the lettuce to the side
by anonymous December 24, 2017
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Shredding

To go sweaty on whatever you’re doing.
Damn you’re shredding this new game
by anonymous May 27, 2021
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Shredding the knar

Going hard on snowmobiles, yeeting a snowmobile off a jump.
Dude, you were totally shredding the knar on that machine
by Knarrly January 31, 2022
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Shredded

Omg you are extremely lean and shredded
by Heyayya May 31, 2023
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Shredding Paper

The residual effects of a loose bowel movement after the initial flush of the toilet bowl.
Damn Brian the bowl looks like you shredding paper out cho asshole. Give a brother a courtesy flush next time!
by Assman329 July 26, 2024
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Shredding the knar

Going hard on snowmobiles, yeeting a snowmobile off a jump.
Dude, you were totally shredding the knar on that machine
by Knarrly January 31, 2022
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