shred some asphalt

ride a longboard down the middle of the street

Bro I'm so stoked let's shred some asphalt.

by el_diablo_gallo December 21, 2010

shred the lettuce

lettuce = hair. shredding the lettuce means pushing or maneuvering hair in a certain direction.

barber: how do you do your hair usually?
guy: usually i just shred the lettuce to the side

by anonymous December 24, 2017

Shredding

To go sweaty on whatever you’re doing.

“Damn you’re shredding this new game”

by anonymous May 27, 2021

Shredding the knar

Going hard on snowmobiles, yeeting a snowmobile off a jump.

Dude, you were totally shredding the knar on that machine

by Knarrly January 31, 2022

Shredded

Totally jacked and muscular

Omg you are extremely lean and shredded

by Heyayya May 31, 2023

Shredding Paper

The residual effects of a loose bowel movement after the initial flush of the toilet bowl.

Damn Brian the bowl looks like you shredding paper out cho asshole. Give a brother a courtesy flush next time!

by Assman329 July 26, 2024

Shredding the knar

Going hard on snowmobiles, yeeting a snowmobile off a jump.

Dude, you were totally shredding the knar on that machine

by Knarrly January 31, 2022