Shredding Beef

The act of shredding one's vagina.

Joe: Did you go home with that chick last night?

Murr: Oh yeah bro, I was shredding beef all night!

by kevhat September 29, 2014

Shredding some powder

Another term for doing cocaine.

Oh the cops started breakin' up a party and caught me shredding some powder.

by a man with a word October 20, 2010

Shred Index

The quantifiable calculation of the amount of gnar that can be shredded by ones board and/or ski.

Bro you're a boarder therefore your shred index is far lower.
Dawg, with skid Ive got two edges so I have twice the shred index.

by Sean2017 February 23, 2015

Shredding Paper

The residual effects of a loose bowel movement after the initial flush of the toilet bowl.

Damn Brian the bowl looks like you shredding paper out cho asshole. Give a brother a courtesy flush next time!

by Assman329 July 26, 2024

shredded tweet

A Twitter message that demands more than the standard 140 characters and must be divided into two tweets.

That dude is so wordy he had to use his shredded tweet!

by ScreamingPitch March 23, 2016

Shredding Calculator

The act of playing a solo on the calculator similar to that of a Guitar.

Did you see that guy last night? He was Shredding Calculator so hard!

by RocketScience2 September 28, 2023

Dick Shredded

When you get a blow-job from someone with braces

Man I just got my dick shredded by Ke-ke.

by Redberry September 10, 2018