shitpist

When you simultaneously shit and piss yourself while looking at reddit or tumblr. Is usually caused by laughing.

"Bro, i was looking at reddit on the train, and i totally shitpisted bro!"

by Pseu. D. Onym September 30, 2020

shitpee

substitution for the word "Shupti" (which means that shes fucking hot)

omg shitpee is here. her real name is shupti though. SHes so pretty

by JaweedYES April 6, 2021

Shitmuppet

A cat. Most cats are shitmuppets due to their utter disdain for what humans hold dear

That furry little shitmuppet just knocked everting off my dresser

by UngaBunga2021 April 29, 2021

Shitpost advertising

An ad made by or to appeal to gen z. Live a shitpost but as a ad

Dave: did you see that Taco Bell ad
Micheal: the shitpost ad?
Dave: YES! That was perfect shitpost advertising

by Gawk gawk bitch December 25, 2021

Shitpost/Shitpost status

A short funny video that usually makes very little sense or none at all, and the only reason you laugh is because it is so overwhelmingly dumb.

*sees a video on elevator lore in 3x speed and 144p quality*
"Oh that's a Shitpost/Shitpost status because it is overwhelmingly dumb"

by Based zelda nerd. January 10, 2022

Shitepoke

In ornithology, shitepoke is a common name for the green-backed (or stirated) heron, and is sometimes used to refer to other members of the heron family in general. Alternatively, the term was used in the Southern region of the United States as a slang word, meaning a mischievous or unruly child.

That little shitepoke was throwin' rocks at squirrels and broke my winda!

by sharpsburgpie May 31, 2022

Shitposter

Supreme form of the comedian; a title reserved for only the most tasteful and elegant of comedians, those that have rifled through the infinite cesspool of internet comedy only to be shit out the other side funnier and wiser than everyone else.; God.

Christian: Bobby's a shitposter now.
Amber: No fucking way, that's so fucking hot.
Christian: I know, I'm proud he's my best friend.

by theoneandtrueGod August 3, 2022