smashing the bard

Smashing the bard- a term used by super nerds or D&D players that refers to masturbation

Johnny got grounded because his mom caught him smashing the bard

by StupidShadyGames May 21, 2017

Smashing Pizza

1. Having rough intercourse, generally anal, and generally without a condom.

2. Eating a pizza with some friends.

1. It all started when she asked me to rub her back, and fifteen minutes later I was smashing her pizza.

2. I spent my whole night last night watching Star Wars and smashing pizza with the guys. It was great.

by Pizzasmash July 24, 2017

slashings

A godly player.

"Zomm: Slashings is such a good player, I wish I can be as good as him!"

by slashings April 21, 2018

shashinidu

King of the prosperity
Shashi + nidu
Shashi = prosperity

Nidu = king

Im shashinidu

by Garf99 January 14, 2018

Smashing Gravs

To take massive single-shot hits from a gravity bong, traditionally a GB, usually in a group.

C: I want to get ignorant tonight!
E: Well then lets get the crew and start smashing gravs!

by GoldDRoger May 16, 2018

shaoshing

(Sh-ow-shing) :verb
When a person, particularly In the work place, is slacking or doing absolutely nothing but acts/pretends , usually by"looking busy",that they are indeed busy with a cumbersome or arduous task/job. Synonymous to bullshitting

"He isn't doing shit! he's been shaoshing all fucking day!"
"Stop shaoshing and do your damn job!"
"Are you just gonna be shaoshing as day?"

by SICINFESTATION June 7, 2018

Smashing Leather

Sex.

Bro1: DUDE I'M GONNA BE SMASHING LEATHER TONIGHT, BRUH!

Civilized non-Bro friend: You.....you need to find a younger chick, fam

by The Golbez June 8, 2018