second-guess

criticise or correct on hindsight

do not second-guess my idea .

by Tallbhazzi January 27, 2019

cleavage season

That time of the year after winter. Girls stop wearing heavy coats and start showing cleavage. But if its too cold and their nipples pop out, they go back under for another 6 weeks.

Tom: "Enjoying the view, friend?"
Tyler: "Oh yes, yes indeed. Im so excited its the beginning of cleavage season, I hope Sarah's nipples don't get hard."
Tom: "Yeah, it would suck to have to wait 6 weeks to see her flaunt her cleavage again."
Jordan: "I LOVE CLEAVAGE SEASON!!!"

by tits-o-plenty January 2, 2011

Secondary Crush

The person who you really like, just not as much as someone else (the primary crush). This is not to be confused with the rebound crush, who is the person who you like mainly to distract yourself.

"So you like Alan more than Joe?"
"Yeah, Joe is my secondary crush, but Alan is my primary crush."

by missscarr May 18, 2009

Second Hand Gravy

Unbeknownst to you, your girl took a jizz blast while getting slammed in the ass by her side piece prior to coming home to have you rim out her chocolate starfish. Whilst eating her asshole, a/k/a tongue thumping her fart box, you unexpectedly taste something salty. You take a look at her "brown eye" and notice a creamy ooze beginning to flow from her bowels.

"You're not the first one at the buffet. So, how about some second hand gravy?"
"Last night my girl came home primed and ready to go. Little did I know breakfast was about to be served with some second hand gravy!"
"Could I get some second hand gravy with that roast beef?"
"My sausage burrito could really use some second hand gravy!"

by Lil' Yeastie December 28, 2016

Second Hat

Less important than your first hat as you only need one hat unreality.

“My boyfriend makes me feel like a real second hat when he ditches me for his friends”

by BigBadBeen January 22, 2019

Season 7 Newbies

A group of extraordinary gleeks

Person One: She’s so nice, kind, supportive, funny and talented!
Person Two: She must be one of the Season 7 Newbies!

by Gleeky Pleasures June 23, 2020

two second slider

A crap that takes only a couple of seconds to take; shoots out like a rocket; comes out very smoothly... A SHIT THAT IS UNIQUE BECAUSE WHEN YOUR ASS IS WIPED, THERE IS NO SHIT ON THE TOILET PAPER; A COMPLETELY CLEAN SHIT.

"oh man, i only like taking a shit if its a two second slider- otherwise, i feel dirty when i wipe..."

by jennifer nasherson December 17, 2008