slippin on semen

when you get caught doing something gay

“Bro he slippin on semen”

by Oldhag3 April 17, 2021

semen whipped

When a girl likes the taste of cum so much that she will drop anything to get it.

Hey, where did Kelci go? You know she went to go suck dick. That girl is so semen whipped!

by Miranda February 2, 2015

Semen Slappers

The shower shoes that the officers give you when your in jail

Inmate 1: I'm in need of a good shower.

Inmate 2: Well dont forget to wear your semen slappers or you're gonna get my babies all over your feet!

by Shokaboo October 21, 2008

semen monster

9 months after getting pregnant the screaming crying results

We went to the store and this semen monster was going crazy in the toy aisle

by Montelarlo March 28, 2017

semen thief

A women who apparently takes birth control but miraculously gets pregnant. She's been known to poke holes in condoms and will guilt you into marrying her. 18 years later you're not the father!

"Why would you stay with her man she's a total semen thief?"

by Semen thief October 8, 2017

semen cocktail

When a woman has sex and allows her partner to come inside her and than has sex with another person the next day allowing him to come inside her as well. Hence the mixing on sperms making semen cocktail .

Trish had sex with Luke and Mark a night apart , this created a semen cocktail inside her vagina.

by Pokemeonce November 20, 2015

semen rolls

When you blow your load in a fat chick's rolls instead of in the actual vagina.

Hey Jimmy, that ho was so fat I couldn't find the real vagina. I had to make some semen rolls.

by Phaze357 September 10, 2019