the explosion of frustration that occurs after multitudinous yet unsuccessful attempts to capture the perfect "selfie"
i was wondering why my girl was taking so long in the bathroom, but then i heard her selfie-destruct with tell-tale stomping feet and an exasperated scream.
by conspiracy boy July 28, 2015

Taking a selfie of yourself in the morning with the guy or girl you just slept with while they are still sleeping and posting it to brag thinking your cool on your social media page.
by Amy Morgan June 17, 2017

A picture taken of a random background, often a blank wall, wherein the photographer ruins the photo by inserting their own face. Selfie bombing photos are usually uploaded to facebook, Myspace or any other sort of social networking website.
Also, see selfie and photobombing
Also, see selfie and photobombing
by Chaser33 April 11, 2014

by taylor copstick October 3, 2013

by hsuehshdjdhdksh March 4, 2019

A post on any type of social media where a hoe attempts to flaunt her body in her new spring clothes with the clever caption of "Happy Easter". Of course, what better time to promote sluttiness on the most religious Christian holiday of the year.
by Rock Beats Everything April 5, 2015

The easiest way to tell if a picture is a selfie, especially when the selfie taker denies it.
Selfie shoulder is where one shoulder is way too far forward in that picture because the selfie taker is stretching that arm to aim the camera back at themselves.
Selfie shoulder is where one shoulder is way too far forward in that picture because the selfie taker is stretching that arm to aim the camera back at themselves.
"That's not a selfie! My friend Reese took it!"
"Girl, that big ol' selfie shoulder says otherwise."
"Girl, that big ol' selfie shoulder says otherwise."
by Dolores Del Rio January 31, 2014
