Selfie-illiterate

The inability to take a proper, flattering, selfie.

I am completely selfie-illiterate! -April

by MATMD555 May 27, 2018

Selfie-restraint

Can you resist a selfie in even the most tempting situations? If so you are blessed with a rare quality in this age: Selfie-Restraint. Many photo snapping fiends can learn selfy-restraint. Tragically, some are beyond rehabilitation.

Speaker: Nelson Mandela spent 27 years in jail…
Michelle: Barack- The girls need to know who Mandela was.
Barack: Should we document this moment?
Michelle: Y-e-a-h. But we need to bring back something more from this.
Barack: Alright, I got it…
Michelle: What?
Barack: Make sure to tag me—Sorry Michelle, did you say something?
Michelle: Jesus Barack! We’re at a Memorial. Show some selfie-restraint!

by CatanSlayer December 18, 2013

Iceberg selfie

When a fat person frames a picture, selfie/profile pic, in such a way that 99% of there mass is hidden.

Hey Adam, check fat Karen's iceberg selfie!

by Gordon cowperthwate July 21, 2017

selfie slut

A girl who takes a million photos of her self it slutty clothes

Girl1 *snap snap* tons of selfies taken
Girl2 your a selfie slut

by taylor copstick October 3, 2013

Easter Selfie

A post on any type of social media where a hoe attempts to flaunt her body in her new spring clothes with the clever caption of "Happy Easter". Of course, what better time to promote sluttiness on the most religious Christian holiday of the year.

Did you see Jane's Easter Selfie?! I swear I came when I saw it.

by Rock Beats Everything April 5, 2015

Suggestive selfie

A photo depicting a sexual mannerism such as boobs. Butt, penis or vagina

hey babe would you send me a suggestive selfie

by hsuehshdjdhdksh March 4, 2019

selfie shoulder

The easiest way to tell if a picture is a selfie, especially when the selfie taker denies it.

Selfie shoulder is where one shoulder is way too far forward in that picture because the selfie taker is stretching that arm to aim the camera back at themselves.

"That's not a selfie! My friend Reese took it!"
"Girl, that big ol' selfie shoulder says otherwise."

by Dolores Del Rio January 31, 2014