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Constipated C Section

The last thing anyone wants to go through. An operation performed on an individual who has been constipated for multile days, or worse, multiple weeks. This operation is performed if one's turd is detected as large as a newborn child via ultra sound and low in fiber. Medical professionals often refer to the extracted specimen as "the brown child".
Jimmy: Boy, I haven't shit in a few weeks and feel a few pounds heavier.
Christian: Damn man that blows, you may need to consider getting a constipated C section. This is something to be taken serioisly!
by Dirty Antwan August 12, 2025
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Section 8 ass nigga

A nigga that broke asf and lives that section 8 life.
Damn that nigga dressed like a bum, must be a section 8 ass nigga.
by Fried Koolaid Chikn September 28, 2025
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YouTube comment section

YouTube comment sections are something you staying up late reading for hours on end whilst taking Tombocantuxin caffeine pills, even though you don't have the attention span to read college textbooks for equally long periods of time.
Guys, I don't read books anymore. These days, YouTube comment sections are something I stay up late reading for hours on end whilst taking Tombocantuxin caffeine pills.
by Emotional Cruiser October 2, 2025
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C-SECTION

The coworker that puts more effort in disappearing than actually being helpful
Guy 1. Where is the nub ?
Guy2. Haven't seen him all day and we needed help
Guy 1. As soon as c-section is found bring him to me
Guy 2. C-section?
Guy1. He must be afraid labor
by BDE>bde October 20, 2025
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nightmare on section 8

a viral meme of dale wilson aka lowtiergod cosplaying as a gay horror movie villain
"unc got the nightmare on section 8 fit never let him cook again"
by BBC COMBO November 8, 2025
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section

Exceeding a threshold of attractiveness that grants one social exclusivity, as one might find in a club’s VIP section. The level that makes security unclip the rope without checking the list and escort the given individual straight to the bottle service.
"I thought I was looking good last night, but then she walked in looking straight-up section—like, security handed her a free bottle on sight."
"Bro, you can’t show up in those shoes and expect to pull someone section—step it up."
by palabraplug January 29, 2025
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section 8 at me

It’s a famous line from the 90s song I don’t want no scrubs. In this 90s banger we hear : I don’t want no scrub a scrub is a guy that sells and smoked drugs hanging on the passenger side of his best friend’s car tryna to section 8 at me. Basically the hood gentleman with the durag is tryna take her to his ghetto section 8 apartment. This remix version of the song had not been published but when it does people will shit bricks.
I’m a 5-2 pretty Latina. I was a hottie from 18-22 but then I got preggers by a ghetto institutionalized homie straight out of GTA named manny escuela who section 8 at me.
by Medicine Man 2 February 22, 2025
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