victorias secret angel

models for Victorias Secret. the most sexy, beautiful, perfect women you can find. all girls want to be them. they are toned, curvy, skinny bombshells that girls look at as inspiration

"who is that on your computer?"
"oh, she a victorias secret angel."
"dude, in your dreams"

by Britney Rivers March 7, 2014

male secretary

A person of the male gender who performs the work of a secretary.

Also see Administrative Professional.

That new male secretary was an excellent addition to the office staff!

by Hot Wings are Life July 16, 2017

secret donkey punch

It is the same concept as the original "donkey punch," but with a twist. During Anal sex just before ejaculating instead of the obvious knuckles to the back of the head have any weighted object on a high point above the recievers head and give it a lil nudge. Thus causeing the pain which tightens the anus. The best part about it is she will never know, and you can avoid the process of police intervention.

I gave my girlfriend a secret donkey punch, so I can have anal sex again later.

by Zak A September 8, 2006

The Terrible Secret Of Space

Space has a terrible power!

Do you have stairs in your house? We are the space robots. We are here to protect you. We are here to protect you from the terrible secret of space.

by Bamlet August 28, 2008

Secret Girlfriend

When you date a girl, but you are ashamed to tell your friends about her because she is fat or ugly or something.

ME: "Hey, I really like you, will you date me?"
HER: "Of course!"
ME: "Great, but hey, uhm, could you be my Secret Girlfriend?

HER: Secret Girlfriend?
ME: At least til you lose some weight."

by Erik with a KKKKKKK September 19, 2009

Victoria's Secret

A secret store where you can go and be transformed into a bombshell beauty. Purchase required.

Wow, you look so...different!
"I know, I went to Victoria's Secret and suddenly I was sexy."

by Dropdeadgogo May 4, 2010

secret stab

When someone makes a comment or does an action that doesn't seem to be mean, but upon further thought is hurtful or disrespectful.

Girl 1: I really want a puppy. I want something to play with
Girl 2: Why dont you get a boyfriend insted.
Girl 1: Girl you know I cant keep a boyfriend... hmm did you just secret stab me?

by Fruit pie June 12, 2009