Screwing with Reality

Someone is lying to another person in a very sarcastic way. Usually, it is obvious that the other person is lying.

Hey man, I heard that you are making out with my girlfriend. That's not cool!
Noooooooo I would never do that dude!
Man, are you screwing with reality?

by AcademicGenius June 25, 2024

Screwing with Reality

When someone tries to deceive or mislead another person with a sarcastic lie, the attempt is so obvious or poorly executed that the other person immediately recognizes it and calls them out on their nonsense.

Alex: "Yeah, sure, I totally met Beyoncé at the grocery store last night."

Jamie: "Right, because Beyoncé does her own grocery shopping. Stop screwing with reality, Alex."

by AcademicGenius June 25, 2024

Scrimping

To insert a breast into the anus of another person.

Josh: Yo bro wanna go to my gang-bang?
Ben: Will we be scrimping?

Josh: Obviously

by TheBitchGetter February 26, 2025

Scalping

The act of extending a males dick out and pushing your balls to each end to form a skateboard

Girl: this is getting boring can I just scalp you already

Man: alright I’ll start scalping for you then

by randythemunter March 31, 2025

Scalping

When you put your balls underneath your shaft and use the creation as a tech deck skateboard. For example you could hit a kickflip and brag to your friends.

You bro I was scalping and I got a 180 tail spin

by TheTragicGod March 31, 2025

Scalping

When you ejaculate on a bald mans head, let it dry and peel it off.

"Man, Bill has some serious dandruff for a bald guy"

"Oh dude, no! He's TOTALLY into scalping"

by JesusPolice June 18, 2025

Screaping

To both scrape and reap at the same time. An action that involves the use of scraping something to cause the act of reaping of a thing.

She drug her scythe across the soldiers throats in the battlefield. It was the darkest instance of screaping I had ever witnessed.

by Ei_Ran October 8, 2025