Scunchie

Noun. A human turd, but only when left in an Eddie Bauer dressing room.

“Sorry, dressing rooms are closed. Someone dropped a scunchie in the last stall.”

by Joshua Bonnie Brown April 21, 2023

smoochie

a boy ora girl (most of the time a girl) who eats alot of di- well....you get the point and for a guy to be a smoochie he would eat alota pu- *MEOW* wtf. did you hear dat.....weird

dat hoe a smoochie she was eatin brandon up ong

by thee.brains.liyahh June 1, 2023

Scouchie

A Wall Street Professional

I just got asked out by a scouchie.

by Joy Rain July 31, 2023

Sconched

When you're so extremely blazed from smoking weed that even the word 'scorched' gets toasted and comes out differently. Resulting in a much superior and expressive term.

Dude 1: 'Man, I'm so sconched right now.'
Dude 2: 'You mean scorched?'
Dude 1: 'Exactly.'"

by Tom Danks October 5, 2023

Sconche

Sconche / Sconched - to inhale ones food. To eat so quickly your taste buds aren't activated and missed the assignment. Similar to scarf or scarfing down food. Sconching is synonymous with devouring.

"I'm definitely going to sconche this..."

"Sconche it down bro!"

"Bruh, he sconched that s**t down!"

"She saw those donuts and sconched the whole dozen!"

"Ah, indubitably, sconched."

"..Houston, we have a sconche"

by TheDunnisher June 7, 2024

scroochie

Someone who is so cute that you feel a wave of cuteness agression.

You are my scroochie!!!
She is sooo scroochie:)

by Scroochie munch January 18, 2025

Snoochie

Contraction for snail coochie

“He violated my snoochie. I must go pray at snurch.”

by snail_warrior_67 March 19, 2026